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1-liners1.txt 968 I love deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound they make as they go flying
1-liners2.txt 1601 What is a Yankee?
12days.txt 6386 On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12th.txt 1419 On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
1752.txt 3383 Try 'cal 9 1752' on any machine running UNIX operating system. The output
2.5thbase.txt 708 WASHINGTON, DC - Adolescents across the nation were thrilled by the U.S.
4-letter.txt 994 This young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When
50inches.txt 2164 A man with a 50 inch long dick goes to his doctor to complain that he is
abby.txt 4953 DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
abstain.txt 1440 Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newly-wed
accountant.txt 1331 What's the definition of an accountant?
acronyms.txt 566 MBA = Mediocre But Arrogant
actionfilms.txt 3376 20 things guys learn from action films:
ad.txt 762 Once this woman placed an ad in the local newspaper looking for a suitable
adders.txt 614 OK, so Noah's landed the ark and is letting all the critters go free,
addict.txt 1364 The Top 17 Signs You're Addicted to the Internet
adidas.txt 736 A woman is picked up by a basketball player in a bar. They like each other
ads.txt 1556 Silly quotes from actual consumer product packages and instructions,
affair.txt 892 A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon
afterlife1.txt 1115 Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed that if either
afterlife2.txt 779 A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on
age.txt 1185 A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and
age_bit.txt 1285 Sunnyvale, CA. Nubility, Inc. is pleased to announce the availability of
ages.txt 625 The Ages of Woman:
aids.txt 1752 MASTURBATION AIDS:
air_call.txt 5773 Reservations of an Airline Agent (After Surviving 130,000 Calls from the
air_job.txt 1356 A friend of a guy in the Nutrition School at Tufts was one of the lucky
airbag.txt 3216 DETROIT - With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic
airline_humor.txt 4350 Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety
airports.txt 1498 What really happens at US airports...
aliens.txt 2217 How to Spot Aliens at Work
all_same.txt 1178 A Chinese went to a bar to have some drinks. At the counter he sat next to a
anagrams.txt 911 Dormitory = Dirty Room
analogy.txt 2961 Analogies You Probably Won't Find in Great Literature:
angel.txt 1222 *
angry.txt 700 A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with
animal-game.txt 1477 The following is a table of eight different set of animals. In each box, a
animals.txt 615 There's this kid who lives on a farm. He comes home from school in a really
animation.txt 52992 Keep pressing the space bar and you will see...
annoy1.txt 2629 32 WAYS TO ANNOY
annoy2.txt 4201 Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
answmach.txt 16881 Hi. Now you say something.
ant.txt 2992 The Ant and The Grasshopper
aol_disk.txt 5592 1. Mini cutting board (Great for the office or the car. Use metal door for
aol_hacker.txt 3828 Read Newfpyr's masterful turning of the tables on a hacker...
aolcalls.txt 1658 AOL Timing-Out Messages
aprilf.txt 371 Some versions of UNIX have been found unable to process pseudo-complex
argue.txt 4013 I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on
asian.txt 5128 You know you're Asian if...
ass1.txt 547 An attractive but "ample" woman was setting at a bar when a lounge lizard type
ass2.txt 643 We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :)
asshair.txt 5127 I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to
assholes1.txt 913 A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children, trying to
assholes2.txt 954 Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed
astrology.txt 2996 AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
awesome3some.txt 1413 Charlie and Audrey are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
babies.txt 919 I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into
bad-nuns.txt 998 Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one
bad.txt 5225 I often stand and meditate,
bad_death.txt 2561 Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St.
bad_luck1.txt 5505 * A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near
bad_luck2.txt 1435 A man was walking across the road when he met an accident. The impact was on
bad_resume.txt 4747 The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
bad_sex.txt 577 A Woman on her deathbed felt a need to confess to her husband regarding a
bad_slogan.txt 987 The Top 15 Slogans That Never Quite Caught On
bad_xmas.txt 775 T'was The Night Before Christmas
badbee.txt 1841 One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love.
baldeagle.txt 1642 A man is caught by a forest ranger sitting at a makeshift campfire, and, to the
balls1.txt 2794 A little old lady entered the main branch of the Chase Manhattan bank with a
balls2.txt 557 THE NEXT TIME YOU GET PULLED OVER BY THE CHP (California Highway Patrol)
banta.txt 809 There are these three guys, a Surd, an Italian, and a Jewish guy.
baptist.txt 1021 The Top 15 Other Boycotts of the Southern Baptists
bar.txt 2020 Termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
barbie1.txt 753 Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his
barbie2.txt 2381 Barbie's X'mas letter to Santa
barnydie.txt 5842 118 ways Barney should die
barry_2000.txt 5085 Getting the Bugs Out by DAVE BARRY
barry_taxes.txt 953 You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form. The short
barry_women.txt 4371 Just Her Size by DAVE BARRY
barspeak.txt 1735 So occasionally you go to the neighborhood bar or pub and hang out. Did you
baseball.txt 926 Punchlines to Dirty Baseball Jokes (Presented by the San Francisco Giants)
bastard.txt 685 For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this
bathroom1.txt 2470 48 Things To Do In a Public Restroom:
bathroom2.txt 1628 BATHROOM QUOTES
bathroom3.txt 2010 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate
bay_area.txt 2189 You know you are from the Bay Area when...
be4_after.txt 1534 Before and After You Fall In Love
beatles.txt 2034 Let It Be
bedroomgolf.txt 2593 Rules For Bedroom Golf
beer_jesus.txt 683 Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
beerhistory.txt 2448 It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month
benched.txt 4704 My girlfriend always seemed to enjoy seeing just how much she could get away
berkeley1.txt 3484 me: That's a mighty big meal you ordered there, Dan.
berkeley2.txt 2045 How to Cook a Berkeley Student
bestwishes.txt 1758 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an
bet.txt 557 A deaf-mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty
better.txt 791 Little Johnny and Jane are playing in the garden when they start having an
bible.txt 2227 [The bloopers found below are said to be written by actual students and are
bible_wife.txt 1984 The Top 16 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife
bicycle.txt 1578 24 Reasons That Bicycles Are Better Than Your Mate
biggame.txt 961 One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game.
bigquestion.txt 463 The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were
bikemean.txt 3153 It comes from a column in Bicycling mag entitled "parlez-vous bike? - What
bill_2.txt 4436 The following is a *true* story. It amused the hell out of me while it was
billhill.txt 984 Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.
biology.txt 847 Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girls' junior college,
birdie.txt 831 Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl
bittertruth.txt 2729 The bitter truth...
blackhole.txt 1390 Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.
blind.txt 1009 A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an
blond1.txt 2871 Q: What do you call a dead blond in a closet?
blond2.txt 728 A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator,
blond3.txt 835 A blond, a brunette, and a red head all tried out for the same job as road
blond4.txt 608 A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 news. The current news story
blond5.txt 625 There is a brunette, redhead, and a blonde being held captive and they are all
blond6.txt 1209 She was sooooo blonde that...
blond7.txt 588 There are three blonde women stranded on an island.
blood.txt 400 God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want
blowjob.txt 499 A man walked into a bar and ordered ten pints of Guinness, which he proceeded
bob.txt 984 A man and his wife were celebrating their 25th wedding anniverasary, and the
bobbit1.txt 1414 The Battle of the Bobbit Hillbillies
bobbit2.txt 754 John Bobbit's Prayer
bodypart.txt 271 Police in New Jersey arrested a man they caught dumping 10 bags of human body
boob.txt 1347 So this guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and his friend's
booklines.txt 1958 The Edward Bulwar Lytton prize is awarded every year to the author of the
bootit.txt 1605 B O O T I T
boss1.txt 1649 Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings
boss2.txt 764 A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three
bosstalk.txt 5149 EMPLOYER TALK
bovine.txt 746 A farmer needs a bull to service his cows, but needs to borrow the money. The
brains.txt 677 A man and his wife celebrated their 30th wedding anniversary by staying at the
bran.txt 1642 This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car
bratype.txt 624 A man walks into the woman's section of a department store and tells the
breakup.txt 2486 BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO... especially when you share the same major.
breasts.txt 678 There was this woman with huge breasts who was always being harassed and
breathalyzer1.txt 1562 One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He
breathalyzer2.txt 1123 Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge around the
buffalo.txt 1514 Who said you needed a brain to write about science?
bulbsigns.txt 1351 How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?
bulls.txt 794 An American tourist walked in to a traditional restaurant in Spain. When he
bumpers1.txt 20080 -----------------------------------------------------
bumpers_xtrm.txt 914 Extreme Bumper Stickers
c+-.txt 2481 Announcing the new language "C+-" (Pronounced "C more or less")
cab.txt 1319 A guy stumbles out of a hotel in Las Vegas. Down to his last few dollars, he
cabby.txt 870 A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter,
cakes_ale.txt 956 Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It
call_mom.txt 588 A young blonde walks into the World Wide Message Center and says, "I would
callin_sick.txt 3452 Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate
camel.txt 979 A young man joins the foreign legion, and is posted deep in the heart of
camelcig.txt 891 Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
candybar.txt 1449 It was another PAYDAY and I was tired of MR. GOODBAR. I saw Miss HERSHEY
capitals.txt 664 A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb
car_ass.txt 1468 Justification for Automotive Assassination
car_os.txt 2923 What would driving to the grocery store be like if operating systems ran your
cars.txt 1250 Canonical List of Automobile Acronyms
cat_bath.txt 4589 CAT BATHING AS A MARTIAL ART
cat_butter.txt 1928 This question was posed to the Usenet Oracle:
cat_milk.txt 1175 Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her pet cat lying on the ground
cat_rules.txt 2590 Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run
cat_tree1.txt 1320 There is a small rural town, somewhat northeast to the city of Niagara Falls,
cat_tree2.txt 1346 Problem: A cat is in a tree and it won't come down. Explain briefly how you
celebrate.txt 894 The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception
ceo.txt 1199 A CEO-type is in the hospital, being treated for a minor problem. For a week
ch_zodiac.txt 8308 (Chinese Love Signs by Neil Somerville)
chain_letters.txt 5138 Okay, okay. I know how much all of you absolutely hate chain letters so here
charms.txt 3351 An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit
cheap.txt 1490 One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God,
cheat.txt 792 There was a guy who was working as a teaching assistant for a large lecture
checks.txt 1714 A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three
checkup.txt 997 A doctor visits a girls' college to do medical checkup. The first girl comes
chelsea.txt 680 10. Bitchin' motorcade from history class to language lab
chicken1.txt 1121 "Meat & Poultry" magazine, editors quoted from "Feathers," the publication of
chicken2.txt 3613 A while back, someone asked how many generic chickens would fit into a generic
chicken_egg.txt 238 A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
chicken_road.txt 2618 Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
childhood.txt 1352 You know you are no longer a kid when...
chinese1.txt 2110 Suc Mi Pagoda
chinese3.txt 11308 101+ Ways to Tell if You Are Chinese
chinesePres.txt 591 Top ten reasons why there won't be a Chinese American President any time soon:
choke.txt 731 A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a spongebath. One of
church2.txt 2295 Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The
chute.txt 1540 One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New
cia.txt 1532 These three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret
cinderella.txt 1764 We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother
classes.txt 4796 CLASSES FOR MEN
cleaning.txt 10066 The Domestic Side of Guys
clinton1.txt 1084 Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if
clinton2.txt 1669 Overheard at the White House Super Bowl XXXII party:
clinton3.txt 1503 Police in Washington, D.C. are passing out flyers, warning citizens that a
clintonNixon.txt 1129 Similarities between Nixon and Clinton...
clintontrashing.txt 1140 Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "I am the
clock.txt 1191 A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so upon passing
clothes.txt 3358 We all know that men are not quite as adept at fashion as women. In fact guys
clown.txt 1532 The Top 18 Signs You've Hired the Wrong Clown for Your Child's Party
cobblestones.txt 362 Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back streets of
cockroach1.txt 796 Cockroach Slain, Husband Badly Hurt
cockroach2.txt 6467 ======================================================================
coffee1.txt 7019 In October 1992, the ABU support team in Bellevue sent care packages of
coffeemantra.txt 626 THE JOY OF COFFEE
coincidence.txt 1574 Described below is not a Joke, but something to ponder upon and wonder whether
cold1.txt 1975 HOW COLD IS IT?
cold2.txt 978 A family of polar bears is walking along at the North Pole, when the baby bear
collection.txt 8297 True Fact: There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo. [Population:
college.txt 672 A father scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebeled against his
colors.txt 301 Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,
comeback.txt 994 B: I know how to please a woman.
comgendr.txt 1128 Top 10 reasons computers are male
coming1.txt 1304 Dec Rourke rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his
coming2.txt 558 As the truck driver came flying over the top of a steep hill, he spotted two
comments.txt 2245 The Best and Worst Comments Received
common.txt 12003 Commonly asked questions... and their answers (?)
communi.txt 1563 Here's the latest news in the world of hi tech business...
comp_sci.txt 748 There are four engineers travelling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a
comp_tag.txt 1409 E Pluribus Modem
compbilly.txt 1575 The Computer Hillbillies
complex_women.txt 1622 WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES...
comvocab.txt 2622 Improve Your Computer Vocabulary
condom1.txt 1227 Condom Slogans
condom2.txt 1670 This guy is at the supermarket and after picking up a few things he queues in
confucius.txt 4457 Canonical Collection of "CONFUCIUS SAY" Wisdom
conservative.txt 2974 You Might Be a Conservative If...
conspiracy.txt 522 The second attack on Iraq - Explained
constipation.txt 941 PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his
consumer.txt 6544 Selecting a Girlfriend
contraception.txt 2354 Birth Control Jelly - Grape Flavored?
contractor.txt 1236 A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the
cookie.txt 306 A little girl was getting a haircut from a barber, who gave her a cookie to
copier.txt 398 The boss was standing in front of the paper shredder with a confused look on
core.txt 747 Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail,
corrupt.txt 1584 My boy Leroy, son of a preacher man.
counting.txt 1341 Two farmers are shooting the shit out in the fields. The first farmer starts
cowboy.txt 1453 A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by
cowboys.txt 743 Top Ten Good Things About The Dallas Cowboys...
cows1.txt 480 - Two cows were standing in a field. One of them goes: "Mooooooo!"
cows2.txt 6497 (__) (__) (__) (__)
cows_soc.txt 2186 FEUDALISM
crash.txt 1092 A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are
creation.txt 4898 In The Beginning...
criminals.txt 2869 THE CRIMINAL MIND AT WORK
cukes.txt 3905 All reasons cucumbers are better than men:
cultist.txt 3406 HOW TO BE A CULTIST
cupholdr.txt 877 Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
curses.txt 886 A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-
custer.txt 944 The curator of a Western art museum commissioned a local artist to paint a
cutdick.txt 9123 If you don't believe this can work... Read the letters after the intructions!
cybersex.txt 6608 REAL LIFE CYBER SEX
czech.txt 1033 Through the center of Czechoslovakia there's a train speeding along. In one
dallas.txt 1137 Dallas
damnation.txt 627 Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are
darksuck.txt 2792 The Dark Sucker Theory
darwin1.txt 5723 You may recall last year's Darwin Award winner: The man who found out moments
darwin2.txt 3502 Now HERE is a canidate for the Darwin Award.
dating1.txt 2023 The Heuristic Squelch Dating Guide
dating2.txt 1479 DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to
dead.txt 2039 Dear Employees,
deadbaby.txt 586 A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour
deadly.txt 1028 A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho
deaf.txt 1646 There were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other
death1.txt 1604 A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a
death2.txt 4229 How Not To Die: The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History
deathwish.txt 562 3 buddies die in a car crash. They go to heaven to an orientation.
decoy.txt 560 A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy
definitions.txt 1425 Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
defs1.txt 2313 1. Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.
defs2.txt 1183 Father : A banker provided by nature.
demo.txt 1824 A software engineer met his end and found himself at the Pearly Gates. The
democracy.txt 2518 What Democracy Means to Me
dentist1.txt 1177 A NAUGHTY LITTLE POEM
dentist2.txt 755 A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well they
desperation.txt 508 Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real
dhmo.txt 2742 The Invisible Killer
dicka.txt 191 This is the result of a programmer who didn't check his spelling before
dietcoke.txt 1441 16 Reasons Why a Diet Coke is Better Than a Man
diffs.txt 1693 What is a difference between
dilbert.txt 5794 Men who use computers are the new sex symbols of the 90's
dilbert_boss.txt 3745 A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert quotes" contest. They were looking for
doctor.txt 2828 What the Doctor says
dog_comp.txt 1314 *** Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers ***
dog_tele.txt 1245 It's common practice in England to ring a telephone by signaling extra voltage
dogattack.txt 1014 Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a
dogfight.txt 1897 A man walks into a bar one night and sees three jars of money on a shelf on
doglife.txt 1650 ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE... I learned from my dog!
donation.txt 570 A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
donkey.txt 980 It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed
doughboy.txt 798 NOTED DOUGH BOY DIES
dr_ruth.txt 391 Dear Dr. Ruth:
dracula.txt 1702 Dracula was killed one day and up he went to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God
drawl.txt 3082 AWL
drinking.txt 1029 The teacher asked all the children to tell a story with a moral to it.
drivers.txt 1533 How to Find the Driver's State
driving.txt 1255 The following test questions from a California remedial driver-training class
drugs.txt 1215 Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in
drugs_software.txt 1394 Subject: Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
drunk1.txt 889 Dan is in a bar and he has had quite a few already. At two o'clock, last round
drunk2.txt 930 A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following
drunk3.txt 912 A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking
duhs.txt 1285 Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If
dumb_horse.txt 677 There was this preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was
dumb_pug.txt 4347 Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people - many of whom use
dumbugly.txt 3155 "Good crowd. Good crowd. I'm telling you I could use a good crowd. I'm OK now
dumbunny.txt 5005 While driving along the back roads of a small town, two novice truckers came
dysfunct.txt 713 The Top 9 Indications Your Family May be Dysfunctional
eagles.txt 2047 "Berkeley California"
eatshit.txt 454 One day a man went to see a doctor. He yelled, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to
ebonics2.txt 8994 The Official Ebonics Guide to help whitey translate the negroid-american
ebonics_xmas.txt 2077 An Ebonics Christmas
eel.txt 3135 HOW TO KILL AN EEL (a true story)
egg.txt 317 The Sad Life of an Egg
electron.txt 1625 The Sex Life Of an Electron
elements.txt 1510 In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked readers to dream up new elements
elephant1.txt 4654 HOW TO HUNT ELEPHANTS ---
elephant2.txt 1237 A young boy and his parents went to the Zoo one sunny Saturday. They saw the
ellen.txt 1341 The Top 15 Surprises on the Special Episode of "Ellen"
emacs.txt 2494 Found this in the standard Emacs distribution... Don't ask. I don't know.
email_dick.txt 1096 Top 10 Reasons Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive Organ:
embarassing1.txt 2566 The following are the first three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moment's
embarassing2.txt 1838 In Melbourne, Fl. one of the radio stations paid money ($100-$500) for people
emoti-asses.txt 822 Emote-Asses!
emoti-boobies.txt 801 First, there were :) smiley emoticons.
end_all.txt 345 Is this what our lives have ultimately come to?
engineer1.txt 921 Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.
engineer2.txt 558 An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better
engineer4.txt 428 Two engineering students meet on campus one day.
english1.txt 2282 40 Tips for Proper English
english2.txt 2938 The following appeared recently in the Pet Market section of the Anderson SC
english3.txt 4494 The World According to Student Bloopers Richard Lederer St. Paul's School
english4.txt 3299 English is the most widely used language in the history of our planet. One in
engr_dog.txt 1085 A hard-working engineer finally took a vacation. While hiking in the
engr_husband.txt 939 The Top 11 Reasons Engineers Make Better Husbands
engr_recipe.txt 1589 Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
engrtest.txt 4935 TEST FOR FIELD ENGINEERS
epa.txt 1005 The EPA has made illegal carrying certain flammable substances in your
exam.txt 1988 Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by
exam_fun.txt 7050 Fifty Fun Things To Do During A Final That You Know You Are Going To Fail!
ezekiel.txt 510 Ezekiel 25:17
facelift.txt 999 A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.
factoids.txt 634 * "Stewardesses" is the longest English-language word that is typed with only
facts1.txt 6902 Everybody knows that February is the shortest month, but what's the longest?
facts3.txt 3667 Useless But Interesting Facts:
faith.txt 1355 There are three men all waiting at the pearlly gates and St. Peter comes to
fallen.txt 952 There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept
family.txt 1282 Family tree
farmers.txt 1537 A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car
fart.txt 1256 FARTOLOGY
father.txt 1141 A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.
fbi.txt 1867 The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International
fbits.txt 1044 The following quote is from page 4-27 of the MSCP Basic Disk Functions Manual
fem_instruct.txt 2076 A Women's Little Instruction Book
fem_life.txt 438 THE DOCTOR.........because he says "Take your clothes off!"
fencing.txt 925 A man walked into the drug store and shyly asked the pretty girl behind the
finals.txt 2536 Finals. Finals. Finals.. Finals. Finals. Finals. Finals. Finals.
fire.txt 728 A man who worked for the fire department came home from work and told his wife,
fired.txt 1731 Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that
first.txt 1043 MY FIRST TIME EVER
first_prize.txt 563 A drunk Scotsman was walking home from the local pub one night and passed out
fishing.txt 1427 One day, a young man goes to apply for a sales job at a major department store.
florist1.txt 764 Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small
florist2.txt 569 A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him
flubs.txt 4686 "And they said it couldn't be done"
fluctuations.txt 355 A chinese man at the Foriegn Exchange counter in London:
flush.txt 985 Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St.
fly1.txt 1493 Have you heard of the Fish and the Fly? There is a body of water with a fish
fly2.txt 1871 A blue-bottle fly was buzzing down the river and a salmon swimming in the
flying.txt 2753 WEEK 1
football.txt 5628 Do you remember junior high and High school? Do you remember talking about
ford_adam.txt 1015 Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford, "Well,
forgetful.txt 1321 An 85-year-old man marries a lovely 25-year-old woman. Because her new husband
frank.txt 778 Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his
freezing.txt 754 Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When
friend.txt 3832 MANAGED CARING PLAN
frog.txt 1273 A young boy walks into a whorehouse dragging a crushed frog on a string. He
frogtalk.txt 888 A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If
fuck.txt 3036 Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language
fun_news.txt 5358 A Florida chapter of the Ku Klux Klan is threatening to sue after being
funds.txt 487 Dear Dad,
fuse.txt 848 A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of
fuzzy.txt 1814 These are responses to a contest sponsored by OMNI magazine:
game.txt 2543 There were once two people travelling on a train, a scientist and a poet, who
gardening.txt 770 There was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden. No
gates.txt 8876 Bill Gates died and, much to everyone's surprise, went to Heaven. When he got
gates_wealth.txt 3070 Bill Gates Wealth Index
gayguy_great.txt 5680 100 reasons it's great to be a gay guy
gayrooster.txt 2155 An old farmer decides it's time to get a new rooster for his hens. The
geek.txt 1474 Question: When bumping into an old geek, should one
geese.txt 2704 T H E S E N S E O F T H E G O O S E
genderquotes.txt 2087 MEN & WOMEN - GENDER-BIASED QUOTES
genie1.txt 1479 Three friends, Fred, Tommy, and Elmo, were shipwrecked on a tropical isle.
genie2.txt 2148 This guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this salt-
genie3.txt 1860 A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with
genius.txt 3968 Human "genius" at work:
gerbil.txt 3291 Actually from the LA Times...
germengl.txt 2186 Having chosen English as the preferred language, the European Parliament has
gherkin.txt 5791 The Canonical List of Different Ways to Say "Masturbation"
girl_great.txt 6182 100 reasons why it's great to be a girl:
girlfriend.txt 1359 Girlfriend 4.0
god1.txt 741 A man was wondering in the woods pondering all the questions of life, universe,
god_comp.txt 1775 In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero.
god_said.txt 2194 A man lives in a house and the river starts to rise. He cannot get his car
god_tax.txt 742 A little boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
god_test.txt 3149 ARE YOU A GOD? Take this simple test and find out.
god_w95.txt 1028 Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God
goddamn.txt 1294 One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper. A man was walking
golden.txt 1047 A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is
golf-skydiver.txt 130 What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
golf1.txt 1368 These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in
golf2.txt 993 A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is playing as
golf3.txt 649 A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the
golfdanger.txt 1305 Golf is a dangerous sport! This is a true story from Palm Beach Florida. The
golfgirl.txt 1099 A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of
gomer.txt 614 Gomer lives on a farm, and he knows nothing about women or sex, so for his
good_bad.txt 2036 GOOD * BAD * WORSE
goodtimes.txt 1790 The Goodtimes Email Virus
gopher.txt 2719 From a recent Dave Barry column...
gorilla.txt 426 A hunter in Uganda is being sought by local authorities for illegally hunting
gorsky.txt 727 It seems when Armstrong walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One
grad.txt 1251 You just might be a grad student if:
greenman.txt 1216 There once was a little green man living in a little green house on the top of
gross.txt 964 Helen's husband had a terrible habit of letting go with an absolutely GIGANTIC
grown-up.txt 789 The kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be
growth.txt 2941 Personal Growth
guardian.txt 632 A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice shout at him, "Stop!
guilt.txt 1259 Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There
guiness.txt 577 One fine day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
guvment.txt 1413 Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a
guy_great.txt 5700 100 reasons it's great to be a guy
guy_means.txt 2178 WHAT A GUY REALLY MEANS...
guyness.txt 5575 Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient
haiku.txt 3667 If Computers Wrote Error Message In Haiku
haircut.txt 1084 Women's version:
halloween1.txt 2910 * Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
halloween2.txt 2879 A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit.
handyman.txt 525 Handyman Pick-Up Lines (as presented by actor/comedian Tim Allen)
happybutt.txt 1273 This lovely little girl was entering class for the first time. A friendly
hard.txt 407 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to
hare.txt 1500 A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle
hce.txt 3819 From the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, May 24, 1994
head.txt 924 Three British educational institutions were commissioned by the government to
headache1.txt 2749 Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was
headache2.txt 1064 It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's
health_warning.txt 1425 If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,
hearing.txt 764 An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing
heaven.txt 2097 A young couple was driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love
heavgate.txt 132 Heaven's Gate - WHY
hell1.txt 1255 Most people think heaven is above us and hell beneath. Actually they're side
hell2.txt 2408 Is Hell endothermic or exothermic?
hello.txt 7434 The Evolution of a Programmer
hemp.txt 421 From humor writer Bob Wieder:
hereisit.txt 1465 HERE I SIT
heretical.txt 1910 I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
hero.txt 579 I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day, I
herpes.txt 770 A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look
hiding.txt 1511 Queen Elizabeth and Lady Di are out for a drive in the royal car on a Sunday
highway.txt 1782 "There it is again. Some clueless FOOL talking about the 'Information
hil_pig.txt 527 President Clinton flies into Andrews AFB. The color guard is present as well
hindlick.txt 668 A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country. She orders
hippie.txt 1388 A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat.
hitman.txt 1695 There are these friends who play golf together every Saturday. One Saturday
hokeypokey.txt 319 It's always difficult to bring sad news, but thought you should know...
hole.txt 986 A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few
homer.txt 4006 All of these are from Homer Simpson. Unfortunately, not all of them are
homilies.txt 1834 HOMILIES
hominid.txt 3915 Paleoanthropology Division
hooked.txt 1147 You Know You're Hooked When:
hooker.txt 449 A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how they
hope.txt 1039 CASTRO VALLEY, Calif. An American dog has received the world's first set of
horror.txt 2519 Dear Mother and Dad:
horse.txt 1085 A horse and a rabbit were frolicing in a meadow. When the horse got stuck in
howtoimpress.txt 379 How to impress a woman:
hp.txt 5415 This is the story of a different kind. No melting CPUs, no screaming disc
hr_guide.txt 1060 What is a human resource? Does your organization struggle with the problem of
huh.txt 1342 See, This morning I was driving to work when a small furry multi-legged
humor1.txt 1516 "In a recent survey, 86 percent of college fraternity members admitted that
humor2.txt 2040 A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of
humor3.txt 1106 Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back.
hunting.txt 1410 There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer
id4.txt 7023 40 THINGS I LEARNED FROM ID4
idiot.txt 1662 Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the
ikkystory.txt 12134 A couple of days ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steak House for
im_a_man.txt 2151 Everyday I give thanks to God
im_a_woman.txt 1901 I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
industry_humor.txt 453 In Computer Heaven:
injury.txt 2200 The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
insight.txt 1500 A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue,
installations.txt 3957 "How To Install Software - A 12-Step Program"
insurance2.txt 765 The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer
interns.txt 3865 Attention SGI Interns:
internship.txt 2548 Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading
interpretation.txt 1827 A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.
interview1.txt 613 Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young
interview2.txt 2212 There were four guys who were in the final stages of interviewing for a
interview3.txt 3367 Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest
interview4.txt 1647 Executives were asked: "What is the most unusual thing you have ever witnessed
investment.txt 1008 A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer.
iq.txt 1424 There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of
iqtest.txt 3838 DENSA IQ Test
irishbash.txt 1260 An Englishman, an American and an Irishman are called upon to test a lie
ironic.txt 1688 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
island.txt 1488 There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the
issues.txt 1255 It all really just boils down to this:
italiano.txt 1073 I am an Italiano.
jabberwy.txt 974 The Jabberwocky
jerk.txt 5230 Now get this. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had to
jerkoff.txt 1530 A man complained to his friend, "My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor."
jerkquiz.txt 3890 Today's quiz is directed toward the guys. Ladies, just sing along...
jesus.txt 2008 The other day I went to the local religious bookstore where I saw a HONK IF
jesus_elvis.txt 2096 Jesus said, "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
jesus_poem.txt 1098 Did Jesus use a modem,
jewpickup.txt 1465 James Shapiro's Jewish Pick-up Lines:
jobs.txt 360 Here I sit, broken-hearted,
johnny1.txt 761 Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked
johnny2.txt 711 Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating
johnny3.txt 924 Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher
johnny4.txt 498 Here we are in the classroom.
johnny5.txt 1281 One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit.
johnny_draws.txt 1883 Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game where one
jokes1.txt 5025 Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office.
jokes2.txt 1896 There was this construction worker, Steve, on the 3rd floor of this unfinished
jokes3.txt 2626 A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has
jokes4.txt 3253 It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies; the
jokes5.txt 3092 Harry and his wife are having hard times, so they decide she'll become a
joy.txt 1415 1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it
kamasutra.txt 22514 The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra
keep_it_wet.txt 1157 Miss Bea was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to
kidnapper.txt 841 There was a Banta Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some
kids.txt 2205 Kids say the darnedest things. Some grade school teachers must agree with
kiss_my.txt 1094 A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely
kitty.txt 927 An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch reflecting
lab.txt 7374 50 Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Hell Out of People in the Computer
labs.txt 1300 There are three Labrador retrievers sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, a
ladder.txt 286 The Corporate Ladder:
landing.txt 1869 Real stories from Flight Attendants apologizing for rough transport on the
languages1.txt 1425 C - You shoot yourself in the foot.
languages2.txt 2755 Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy
laughs1.txt 8784 A young woman went into a bank to withdraw some money. "Can you identify
laughs2.txt 2136 Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
laundry.txt 829 Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains,
law_joke.txt 969 ONLY IN MERRY OLDE ENGLAND (actual trial)
lawyer1.txt 184 Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
lawyer2.txt 2482 From the Salt Lake Tribune:
lawyer3.txt 627 A lawyer and a Pope die at the same time and go up to heaven together. After
lawyer4.txt 3060 Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
lawyer5.txt 512 A newlywed couple was on their honeymoon. Before hopping into bed, the bride
lawyer6.txt 605 A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asked,
lawyer7.txt 838 A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas, and are
lawyer8.txt 813 NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to the space station Mir. Only
legend.txt 1617 A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and
legs.txt 1210 A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test
length.txt 555 A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom
leprechaun.txt 1728 One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He
leroy.txt 699 A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked
lesbian.txt 935 An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps
life.txt 1283 A nun and a priest were halfway across the desert when they realized that the
life_edu.txt 2447 Sometimes it seems that what we study in college doesn't have much relation to
light.txt 2807 Recently I have been pestered with a series of deeply scientific questions, all
light_news.txt 2132 Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
like_men.txt 2310 25 Reasons We Like Men Just The Way They Are
limerick.txt 162 There once was a Scot named McAmeter
lingerie1.txt 591 A man walks into the women's section of a department store and tells the
lingerie2.txt 1370 Upon getting to work one morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by
lion_bull.txt 482 A lion was stalking through the jungle one day when he came across a bull. The
lipstick.txt 940 A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older
little_rrh.txt 1373 Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother in the
littleboy.txt 600 A young boy walking home from school must pass by a group of hookers working
liver.txt 821 The teacher was going around the class, asking each student grammar and English
long_blond.txt 1342 Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells
looklike.txt 1349 One evening this guy comes home from work to be greeted by his wife at the
looks.txt 968 A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length
lose_lbs.txt 2779 There was a heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt
lottery.txt 270 A wife gets home, runs into the house, slams the door and says, "Honey, pack
love1.txt 2562 How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?
love2.txt 6573 ORIGINS OF LOVE
love_exc.txt 3221 To My Dear Wife,
love_forever.txt 4501 From Joe Bob at the Drive In
love_hate.txt 1054 The more I think of you, the more I
love_laws.txt 736 Murphy's Laws of Love
ls.txt 1331 L's Bells - a contest by Focus Magazine
macarena.txt 667 Two men sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to
maid.txt 839 A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The
mailman.txt 1452 It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the
maine.txt 1397 Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the
malefacts.txt 2595 25 Facts For Women To Know About Men
man_bashing.txt 1252 What can a bird do that a man can't?
man_woman.txt 1650 Two new elements have been discovered...
manage_bulb.txt 1978 How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
manager.txt 1122 Three men, a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are
mansays.txt 1676 Here is the woman's guide to what a man is really saying...
marriage.txt 1364 A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
marriage1.txt 2547 Lighter Side of Marriage
marriage2.txt 1066 A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car
marriage3.txt 383 A miserably married guy decides he needs some companionship, so he goes to a
marriage4.txt 2309 Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y"
married.txt 1193 Married Life... QUOTES
marriedlife.txt 4441 The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High
marriedsex.txt 528 A man returned home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the curb with
marriedyet.txt 1440 25 Snappy Comebacks to the age old question "Why aren't you married yet?"
matches.txt 1334 The choir director selected the 6-year-old little boy with the sweetest face
math1.txt 3001 A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe
math2.txt 629 A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that
mattel.txt 449 "Other Toys Being Discontinued by Mattel"
maxims.txt 1210 MAXIM'S O' THE DAY:
meaning.txt 1439 After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the
meat.txt 4656 "They're made out of meat."
medicalprobs.txt 5410 GROSS Medical Problems
men-dogs.txt 3301 Why Dogs Are Better Than Men
men2.txt 815 A Few Thoughts About Men...
men_are_like.txt 1139 Men are like department stores:
men_bash.txt 459 What is the difference between pigs and men?
men_vs_women.txt 1214 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
menmean.txt 4249 WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN -
menu.txt 693 A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
mercy.txt 1694 A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada when he notices
messages.txt 1497 Actual Phone Answering Machine Messages
metaphor.txt 2472 BATTLE OF THE METAPHORS
mexican.txt 2070 What do you call a Mexican vasectomy?
micro_cars.txt 2756 If Microsoft Built Cars
mikey.txt 732 One day little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his
mil_specs.txt 1758 HOW MIL SPECS LIVE FOREVER
minnow.txt 2045 There is a minnow swimming in a pond, who spots a worm. "Hmm," thinks the
minorwisdom.txt 1913 Minor Words Of Semi-Wisdom
misc.txt 1443 The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog. The man
mistress.txt 721 Two guys were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of
mit.txt 3744 MIT certainly has a reputation to be proud of, but its admissions department
mixup.txt 999 A guy is walking through China Town in New York. He is fascinated by all the
models1.txt 2773 I'd like to share with you these inspirational words from the great minds of
models2.txt 1245 The Top 16 Ways to Annoy a Supermodel
moles.txt 456 There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole
mom.txt 1279 John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't
mom_ew.txt 944 One evening after work several guys were going out to have a drink and they
money.txt 1937 One day this rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, and he
monkey1.txt 1220 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's
monkey2.txt 2601 I Like Monkeys
moose.txt 978 These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they
motel.txt 2806 Phone Won't Stop Ringing?
mother.txt 1128 A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they
moths.txt 1064 The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as
movies.txt 1772 12 interesting things that you learn about computers in the movies...
ms_excel.txt 1087 Fun and games with excel
ms_gm.txt 715 Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success. He
ms_help.txt 1204 A pilot is flying a small single engined charter plane, with a couple of
ms_mythos.txt 2268 And LO! The Lord of the OS did come down among His sheep and He did sayeth,
ms_usa.txt 2996 REDMOND, WA - Oct. 21, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the
msoft.txt 4985 There was a knock on the door...
mtb_slang.txt 19698 Internet MTB Dictionary
mudology.txt 1789 Academy of Mudgeology
murphy1.txt 1112 1. The more confidential the memo, the more likely it will be left in the
murphy2.txt 4135 MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK
murphy_sex.txt 3767 TWISTED IDIOMS
musichistory.txt 4129 These are stories and test questions accumulated by music teachers in the
names.txt 2169 Groaners for the morning blues:
naming.txt 608 MacGregor the Scotsman at the turn of the century was standing at the local pub
nasty.txt 144 Q. What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
nastyturkey.txt 604 Eleven things that sound politically incorrect at Thanskgiving, but aren't:
navy.txt 508 Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations:
needs.txt 1639 A husband and wife were getting all snugly in bed. The passion was heating up,
neighbor.txt 1328 Neighbor 1: "Hi there, new neighbor. It sure is a mighty nice day to be
nell.txt 8721 ** The Ballad of Eskimo Nell **
nerdbait.txt 1732 This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.
net.txt 1065 The Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the 'Net'
netdork.txt 4315 Subject: Hi! Please read me and dont ignore me!
nethistory.txt 5268 The History of The Net
newbaby.txt 1338 The Top 16 Changes Now That the Baby Has Arrived
newbible.txt 956 The top ten ways the Bible would have been different if it had been written by
newborn.txt 605 An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was
newwords.txt 1924 AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the
nice.txt 4702 Six minutes to six, said the clock over the information booth in New
noexcuse.txt 588 A man came home late one night.
nofucking.txt 1390 A man and his wife have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One
nolife.txt 4606 How to determine if technology has taken over your life:
norights.txt 3421 Bill of No Rights
normism.txt 3487 "Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
not_gifts.txt 1256 Washington Post - Style Invitational Challenge for the week was to come up with
not_rcmd.txt 1052 To whom it may concern:
notbooks1.txt 1164 Top 20 children's books not recommended by the National Library Assoc.
notbooks2.txt 872 Children's books you will NOT see:
notdirty.txt 1440 Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't:
notmilk.txt 382 A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display:
nudist.txt 720 A family of three, mom, dad and a 10-year-old girl, went down to Florida to
nullwork.txt 1381 The Top 14 Signs You Have Nothing to Do at Work
numbers.txt 1119 A numbers game
nun1.txt 1562 A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says in a small, high voice,
nun2.txt 1171 At midnight one middle-aged man was waiting at a train station to cross the
nun3.txt 1380 It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and young Sister Magdalene
nun4.txt 579 Cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
nuts.txt 1454 There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a
nuttyprof.txt 5749 50 Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Day of Class
nympho.txt 1331 A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the
octopus.txt 1120 A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50 that no one
oddmath.txt 515 Mystery of Math
oj_burn.txt 702 A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's stopped in
oj_seuss.txt 1209 The OJ trial as Told by Dr. Seuss
old.txt 1226 YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN...
olymgold.txt 1694 The Top 20 Indications You Won't Win Olympic Gold
olympics.txt 4097 Live From NBC! Drum Roll, Please.
one-liners.txt 1198 Q: Who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman?
os_beer.txt 4289 If Operating Systems Were Beers...
out2getcha.txt 1736 The Top 16 Signs Someone at Work is Out to Get You
overtake.txt 990 A man was riding his bike in the English countryside, cruising past severl
owngramp.txt 1035 Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a while one of them
oxymoron.txt 1030 Top 47 OXYMORONS:
packwood.txt 489 Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bob Packwood are traveling in a car together in
pain.txt 1526 Three men were sitting around the fire, drinking beer and telling stories.
panda.txt 551 A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the
pants.txt 2951 OWATONNA, Minn (AP)
para_men.txt 952 The Paradoxes of Men
parents_learn.txt 2272 Parents Know...
parks.txt 1971 These are questions that people actually asked of Park Rangers around the
parrot1.txt 1427 There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean
parrot2.txt 578 The scene is a New York City subway. Seated together - somewhat awkwardly -
parrot3.txt 1136 A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have
part.txt 1052 On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers
parts.txt 700 Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The
pass.txt 530 On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some
passing.txt 429 A man jumps from an airplane and when he pulls his parachute cord, it breaks.
pasteurized.txt 436 A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customer's
patch.txt 779 Two drunks are driving down the highway drinking beer. All of a sudden they see
pborg.txt 99 I am pentium of Borg.
pc.txt 3216 vertically challenged -- short
pc_fem.txt 2277 Politically correct usage when talking to/about females:
peanuts.txt 818 A man walked into a Bingo Parlor itching to win big. He got himself situated
peasea.txt 5093 Long ago, in the days when all disks flopped in the breeze and the writing of
peeing.txt 1277 An 80-year-old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said, "Friend,
penguin1.txt 862 A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the
penguin2.txt 697 The pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he is finishing his speech on
penis1.txt 7671 TYPES OF PENIS
penis2.txt 2523 THE LONG AND THE SHORT:
penispoem.txt 446 My nookie days are over
pennies.txt 677 One day a bachelor who was a poor tipper walked into his favorite restaurant
perfect.txt 788 It seems that this perfect man met this perfect woman and they got married.
perfectday.txt 2072 The Perfect Day for Her:
pharmacist.txt 1359 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her
philosophy.txt 2313 Collection of Philosophy
pianist.txt 1960 This guy walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender is off by the sink
pick_down.txt 4354 PICK-UP REBUTTAL HUMOR
picking.txt 1370 NOSE PICKING GLOSSARY
pickle.txt 835 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of
pickup1.txt 1428 Pick Up Lines
pickup_engr.txt 1075 The Ultimate List of Pick-Up Lines to Use on Engineering Chicks
pierre.txt 1313 Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a
pigs.txt 1280 A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After
pinocchio1.txt 958 A man died and went to the gates of heaven. There he was met by St. Peter. St.
pinocchio2.txt 406 Pinocchio got a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters
pints.txt 1176 An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits
piss1.txt 1558 20 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room
piss2.txt 1050 Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom. The first man finished
pisssupp.txt 3789 SUBJECT: Personal Function Kit Technical Support
plan.txt 1206 In the beginning was the Plan.
plastered.txt 1383 A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until
playing_cards.txt 954 Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On
pluckyew.txt 1391 In the battle of Agincourt, the French, who were overwhelmingly favored to win
plump.txt 672 My Appetite is My Shepard (Pound 23)
politics.txt 1767 Scandal in the Wind: Bill Clinton's alleged affair with a White House intern
pooh.asc 11650 __( )_ "Oh, bother!" said Pooh.
poopie.txt 3111 Ghost Poopie - The kind where you feel the poopie comes out, but there's no
pope.txt 1202 The Pope had just finished a tour of the Napa Valley and was taking a
popejews.txt 2435 About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave
porch.txt 1103 Julie, a blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to
porn.txt 1108 The big problem with pornography is defining it. You can't just say it's
potential.txt 1136 A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his
power.txt 1599 From an ex-field sales/support survivor:
powerbk.txt 3339 In 1993, sometime in December, a customer walks in with a dead PowerBook 165.
prayer1.txt 350 Lord, grant me the serenity
prayer2.txt 1203 A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. After receiving the papal
prayer3.txt 965 A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious
preacher.txt 1319 A Preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there were
pres_clock.txt 771 Laura walked into the White House for her first day of her internship and was
pres_joke.txt 3514 Presidential Jokes, as seen at the Late Night Show with Jay Leno
pres_phone.txt 1959 Presidential Answering Service
pretzel.txt 1640 Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is
pride1.txt 683 Outside of the Manila Hotel, a Japanese tourist gets in a cab and tells the
pride2.txt 861 A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country
priest.txt 951 Every time Timmy's mom had her boyfriend over, she put Timmy in the closet
prisons.txt 1982 * In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8' x 10'cell.
problemform.txt 2517 Computer Problem Report Form
profession.txt 1117 HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
prohibitions.txt 2084 Prohibited Activities in Certain States...
property.txt 1551
pshift.txt 3237 PSHIFT(1) USER COMMANDS PSHIFT(1)
psych.txt 2519 Two builders (Fred and Bill) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub
psychology.txt 590 RING
pudding.txt 727 Some Gangsters think of robbing a bank. They think of the best plan that can be
pulling_out.txt 805 One day little Johnny went to his father and asked him if he could buy him a
pulpdiction.txt 1076 "Pulp Diction"
pumpkin.txt 673 A man was driving home late one night and was feeling very horny, as he was
pun1.txt 957 The basic facts are simple enough.
pun2.txt 1627 Did you hear that the Pillsbury dough boy died? Yup, got a yeast infection.
punny.txt 2033 This just in from the international desk:
pussy.txt 1275 A man walks into a bar and he asks the bartender, "Do you know someone that can
puzzle.txt 1040 THE WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ?
quayle.txt 4726 "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that
questionable.txt 1730 In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
questions.txt 1437 - If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
quickies.txt 1139 "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other
quiz.txt 2118 SEXUAL TENSION QUIZ:
quotes1.txt 2263 I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in
quotes2.txt 2505 Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like
randy.txt 1545 A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking
rat.txt 2014 A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.
realengr.txt 1480 Real Engineers...
recipite.txt 876 Recipe for Love
recruiting.txt 3225 There once was a consultant who lived her whole life without ever taking
recycle.txt 1011 A Texan, a Californian and a Washingtonian were camping in the woods. They are
red_neck1.txt 6366 "YOU" MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
red_neck2.txt 1457 Your Starship Captain just might be a redneck if...
red_neck3.txt 375 Two rednecks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boiler
redshirt.txt 1403 Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there,
redwings.txt 1596 A farmer dies and goes to hell. While down there the Devil notices that the
redwork.txt 540 Top 10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working At A Computer In Your Office:
reform_jew.txt 3367 It was Moses who led the Jews out of slavery in Egypt and into the desert where
reject.txt 1999 Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)
relate.txt 7432 Contrary to what many women believe, it's fairly easy to develop a long-term,
relativity.txt 1436 A young couple are on their way to Las Vegas to get married. Before getting
religion1.txt 1600 A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After
religion2.txt 1140 An old Jewish man was once on the subway and he sat down next to a younger man.
religion3.txt 1021 A Protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics
religion4.txt 783 In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a
religmath.txt 1505 A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors
rememberwhen.txt 1118 Remember When...
remoteremote.txt 3199 TOKYO - Television watching became even more convenient this week with Sony's
repub.txt 3601 BORN REPUBLICAN by Daniel Mendelsohn
resume1.txt 1725 Resume Bloopers from Robert Half: (These are real examples from real resumes)
resume2.txt 2367 Actual Resume Mistakes
returns.txt 597 A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train.
riddle.txt 245 Riddle:
robbers.txt 3940 According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and
roller.txt 4598 Title: The World's Greatest Smoke Off
roommate.txt 13736 20+ Ways To Confuse Your Roommate:
rooster.txt 428 A man is driving down a quiet country lane when suddenly a rooster scurries
rubbit.txt 833 One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone
rules.txt 1496 1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
rules_50.txt 2977 A WOMAN'S 50 RULES FOR MEN
saddlehorn.txt 766 An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas
safari.txt 942 John came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his partner,
safe_fax.txt 1370 A Guide to Safe Fax
sales.txt 922 John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He
samesex.txt 4309 >>>>>> Furor Erupts in Brigham City Schools <<<<<<
santa.txt 4058 December 14th
santabill.txt 2516 'Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,
saves.txt 1004 Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes
sayduh.txt 2137 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison
sayings.txt 965 A fourth grade class was asked to provide original endings to famous sayings.
schitt.txt 971 Has anyone ever said to you, "You don't know Jack Schidt"?
schubert.txt 1448 A company chairman was given a ticket for a performance of Schubert's
science.txt 2243 A teacher forwarded this list of comments from test papers, essays, etc.,
scooby.txt 2917 Scooby-DOOBIE-Doo, where are you?
scotland.txt 2144 I was in New York a few months ago in a bar on the corner of Times Square when
scotts.txt 184 Q: What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
screwed1.txt 640 An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a
screwed2.txt 1083 A western reporter goes to Armenia to write articles about that land. He meets
secret.txt 735 This straight guy walks into a bar and suddenly realizes it's a gay bar. He
secs.txt 715 A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks
seeking.txt 4607 A List of Abbreviations in the "WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classified
segerstam.txt 5405 A few years ago we worked with Leif Segerstam, a composer/conductor from
seinfeld1.txt 5386 Jerry Seinfeld:
seinfeld2.txt 3409 Seinfeld-isms (From the Washington Post)
sengineer.txt 1664 There was a software engineer, who used to develop programs on his Pentium
sermon.txt 1104 It was Sunday, and the entire congregation was sitting inside its customary
service.txt 828 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures
services.txt 561 A couple return from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are
seussbooks.txt 659 DR. SEUSS' LESSER-KNOWN BOOKS
sex-1liners.txt 2576 Q: What is the definition of 'wicker box'?
sex.txt 1564 Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has
sex_ilgl.txt 3539 Sex Laws in the Good 'ol U S of A
sex_laws.txt 4520 Weird Local USA Sex Laws
sex_mean.txt 2747 The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden signs,
sexlaws.txt 1955 1) Willowdale, Ore. - It's against the law for a husband to talk dirty during
sextypes.txt 452 My aunt used to tell me there were three kinds of sex in a marriage. There was
sexvsgolf.txt 978 Top 25 reasons why sex is better than golf:
sf.txt 948 You Know You Are In San Francisco When...
shakes.txt 437 The three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands
shakespear.txt 2691 Shakespeare Insult Kit
sheep.txt 3737 Reasons Sheep Are Better Than Women
sherlock.txt 892 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a
shift.txt 4924 Unleash the Power of Shift!
shirts.txt 2408 THE TOP 43 NERD T-SHIRT SLOGANS
shit.txt 1523 TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
shmear.txt 3900 Our company provides its employees with free bagels and schmears (cream cheese
shot.txt 1420 A pregnant woman is in a bank when an armed robber enters the bank and shoots
shotgun.txt 3530 The Shotgun Rules
shoulders.txt 396 A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on
shutdown.txt 1874 *** Attention ***
shy.txt 765 A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
sick.txt 1043 A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what
sickleave.txt 1018 MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES
signs1.txt 924 On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:
signs2.txt 489 A deaf couple are on their honeymoon. The husband asks the wife in sign
signs3.txt 2077 Actual Business Signs
signs4.txt 1884 The following are actual signs seen across the good ol' U.S.A.
silver.txt 873 A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at a mall. They
sinning.txt 1315 Three guys found themselves in Hell: Bob, Dave, and Neil. A little confused at
sins.txt 1519 One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair,
sisters.txt 1242 One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I
skiing1.txt 3592 Ski season will soon be here, so here is a guide to "snow" terms for beginner
skiing2.txt 2179 In case you don't get a chance to go skiing this season, here are some
skis.txt 2651 A group went on a holiday ski trip to Colorado. The conditions were perfect -
skylight.txt 889 Joan, the rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation
slap.txt 886 An Irishman, an Englishman, and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in the
slip-up.txt 776 Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She
slow.txt 760 Once, there was an extra population in the jungle. So the King of the Jungle
slowstop.txt 793 A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He
smallballs.txt 284 The Corporate Ladder:
smallbook.txt 3122 A Female's Guide To Logical Thinking
smartones.txt 112 All babies are born with a penis.
smiles.txt 2702 :-) the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article means
smith.txt 1624 Mrs. Smith presented her husband with a 12 lbs baby and for a joke, one of the
snore.txt 901 By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken.
so_types.txt 4841 The 9 Types of Boyfriends
soap.txt 7732 From the Sunday Times (London, England)
soclengr.txt 2027 A guide for engineers (and friends of engineers):
software_engr.txt 1172 A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on
soldier.txt 622 Mr. Jones hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. While
someday.txt 2781 A Story To Live By
soninlaw.txt 1108 A 60-year-old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom.
sonofabitch.txt 1957 A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church in Italy. He looks
southwest.txt 623 A mother and her son were flying Southwest from Kansas to Chicago. The son
spaghetti.txt 1193 The mention of "a feast of spaghetti code" ["Computer Collectives," CrossTalk,
spam.txt 1669 "Ode to Spam - A Haiku Poem"
spank.txt 442 A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
sparrow.txt 557 One bitterly cold winter a sparrow was flying alone, freezing and starving.
spice_girls.txt 1690 The Spice Girls Application Form
spoon.txt 1812 A man who had come into some money needed a tax write-off, so he bought a
sportquotes.txt 4203 Sports Quotes:
spot.txt 867 A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the
squeeze.txt 1036 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that
standing.txt 13314 Men, want to know where you stand in the rough-and-tumble, give-and-take world
stanley.txt 863 Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous
startrek1.txt 3117 A Star Trek: The Next Generation Christmas
startrek2.txt 6232 Star Trek Lost Episodes Transcript
starwars.txt 1842 Star Wars Top 10 Sexually Slanted Lines
statues.txt 904 For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in
statutory.txt 1790 A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
stiffie.txt 498 A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the
stocks.txt 840 Today's Stock Market Report:
stone.txt 1080 Johnny, Billy, and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As
stowaway.txt 1120 A depressed young woman from a Manhattan finishing school was so desperate
stranded1.txt 4561 There was this male engineer on a cruise ship in the Caribbean for the first
stranded2.txt 1019 There is this ship that goes out to sea and crashes. 6 people (1 woman and 5
stress.txt 3463 HOW TO STAY STRESSED
stressed.txt 1389 YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO STRESSED IF...
strict.txt 592 Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid
stuck.txt 928 A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway
student.txt 1164 YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT...
studly.txt 1419 Two aliens land in Metro Detroit, and they happen to land next to a gas
study.txt 461 A student comes to a young professor's office hours.
stupid1.txt 2522 Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel
stupid2.txt 1942 Glen Woodcock, 31, drove his Ford Bronco onto an Army bombing range, then got
stupid3.txt 1778 49 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
stupid4.txt 2141 I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate
stupidcupid.txt 1466 The Top 15 Signs Cupid has Gone Nuts
stutter1.txt 918 A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but
stutter2.txt 2112 This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling
stutter3.txt 1145 Guy goes into a bar.
style.txt 552 Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away
success1.txt 1274 A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going up into the
success2.txt 478 To laugh often and much;
suicide.txt 669 A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful
sunos.txt 5166 The Day SunOS Died
sunufabitch.txt 928 A sixteen year old girl goes to confession.
superbowl.txt 1161 A man receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his company.
superman.txt 1149 Superman is bored fighting crime everyday. So one Friday night he decides to
support.txt 1734 If restaurants functioned like software companies...
supreme_ct.txt 3340 WASHINGTON, DC - In a landmark decision Monday, the United States Supreme
surgery.txt 1549 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
suthun.txt 2690 Translating Southern United States to English
swami.txt 2380 Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment
swap_pres.txt 496 Bill, Hillary, Al and Tipper are all feeling a little saucy in the family room
swimming.txt 529 Two mice were sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub. The first
symphony.txt 1670 A number of years ago, the Seattle Symphony was doing Beethoven's Ninth under
sys_santa.txt 723 Consider the similarities between Santa Claus and system administrators.
tags.txt 1623 - Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
taipei.txt 767 Top 10 tips for Driving in Taipei
taiwanese.txt 1749 The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes on a
tame.txt 1647 A man walks into a bar, with a huge alligator on a leash. He walks over to the
tampon.txt 395 Three newly incarcerated convicts are discussing how they will pass their time
tarzan.txt 753 Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes
taxes1.txt 952 The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis. This is due to
taxes2.txt 5395 I'm Stuck with the Kids - A Frustrated Taxpayer Writes the IRS
teacher.txt 463 A first grader comes home and announces to his father that he had sex with his
tease.txt 583 A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing
tech_red.txt 868 How to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck"
tech_xmas.txt 6556 On the first day of Christmas, technology gave to me:
technologycar.txt 1325 This lady always wanted an expensive car - a status symbol to drive around and
techsupport1.txt 4567 T E C H S U P P O R T T A L E S # 10
techsupport2.txt 2582 Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
techsupport3.txt 2662 What Is Technical Harassment?
techsupport4.txt 842 The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support
techterm.txt 1243 Technical Terminology
techwarn.txt 5287 What follows is apparently an actual notice enclosed in a packing box which
telemark.txt 888 Next time one of those pushy telemarketing people calls, try one of these
tendjewberrymud.txt 1501 Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after
terminology.txt 3866 When I went to college in the 1980's, I heard a lot of words like "data input"
test1.txt 1386 A man (M) and a lady (L) who are very much in love and devoted to one another
test2.txt 2911 FINAL EXAM
texas.txt 414 There were a group of California 3rd grade boys at school. They decided that
the_trees.txt 144 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
theft.txt 491 There's this drunk staggering down the street with his car keys in his hand. He
thesis.txt 2389 One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine
thin.txt 573 This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound
thing.txt 1058 There was this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and
thinking.txt 2568 It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to
thoughts1.txt 2897 ON METAPHYSICS
thoughts2.txt 2818 My school colors were clear.
thumb.txt 1108 A man goes into a restaurant and orders soup. When the waiter brings out the
timbuktu.txt 1237 Three poets - an Indian, an Englishman, and an American - arrive at the gates
time2marry.txt 527 An elderly couple had been dating for sometime and decided it was finally time
tingaling.txt 1227 Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have
tired.txt 1074 Yes, I'm tired. For several years, I've been blaming it on middle age, iron
tits.txt 988 There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to
toasters.txt 3455 If Netscape made toasters...
toddler_laws.txt 559 Toddler Property Laws
tonto.txt 426 The Lone Ranger and Tonto are lost in the middle of nowhere on the prairie.
toostupid.txt 2314 Actual dialog of a fired WordPerfect Customer Support employee:
toothfairy.txt 1596 To: _________________
torture.txt 2634 A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been
tough.txt 747 Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each
tough_mice.txt 981 Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night
tradition.txt 1507 Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string
train1.txt 1277 A few days after Christmas, a mother working in the kitchen was listening to
train2.txt 1992 The section foreman advertised in the newspaper for a part-time tower operator
translate1.txt 1535 Sometimes it's lost in the translation
translate2.txt 2979 Translation bloopers
translate3.txt 3128 Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It
travellers.txt 3680 The following are actual stories told by travel agents about their actual
treesurvey.txt 545 Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between
trick.txt 920 In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four
trickquiz.txt 2228 ****************** Questions ****************
trns_ebonics.txt 7113 This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the
troubled.txt 1139 Dear Abby,
troubleshooting.txt 1647 COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM
trunk.txt 1365 Jack goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm having trouble getting my penis
turner.txt 777 Two guys are in an elevator and all of a sudden the power dies and they get
twinkie.txt 3871 Twinkie Failure Testing
twisted.txt 770 A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came
twister.txt 746 The Top 17 Rejected Titles for the Movie "Twister"
typing.txt 1047 Mark and Sharon decide they don't want to discuss sex in front of their 4 and 6
tyson2.txt 1103 The Top 15 New Problems for Mike Tyson
ugly_kid1.txt 614 A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest
ugly_kid2.txt 1059 A drunk gets on a train and stumbles down the aisle looking for a seat. He
unabomber.txt 1402 The Top 15 Things Overheard Between the Unabomber and the Psychiatrist
underwear.txt 974 Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear
united.txt 1540 An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart
unix.txt 3658 In order for UNIX(tm) to survive into the nineties, it must get rid of its
up_or_down.txt 1388 Fred and Edith are living in the Old Folks Home. One day, Fred says to Edith,
usenet.txt 2702 Based on the Major General's song from
valentine.txt 1752 Screw Valentine's Day
van_gogh.txt 1397 VAN GOGH'S RELATIVES
vasectomy.txt 1137 After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough.
vaseline1.txt 4301 This feller said that one day he was riding through North Carolina and he saw
vaseline2.txt 2494 There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a
ventriloquist1.txt 953 A ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.
ventriloquist2.txt 1442 A mangy-looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No
vet.txt 244 No jokes today.
vi.txt 1403 Addicted to vi
viagra1.txt 1981 With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs
viagra2.txt 803 Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra:
viagra3.txt 842 This man gets his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when
victoria.txt 622 Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
virus.txt 2882 NPR VIRUS: Program stops every 7 minutes and asks for money.
volcano.txt 987 The Top 15 Rejected Slogans for the Movie "Volcano"
voodoo.txt 3321 There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business
vw.txt 1682 This guy in a Volkswagen pulls up at a traffic light and looks out the window
walmart.txt 4217 50 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
warning.txt 692 A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in
washington.txt 4487 Washington State College & University Directory.
watch.txt 1148 This guy is at the airport waiting for his flight which leaves a 6:00 but he
weaving.txt 931 A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following
wedding.txt 1642 If any of you guys out there have ever thought you had balls, forget about it.
weighed.txt 829 The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride
weird1.txt 4327 Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out section of forest
weird2.txt 7429 * In April the Iowa Supreme Court turned down inmate Kirk Livingood's attempt
welfare.txt 1702 [Sentences taken from Actual letters received with Welfare applications:]
western.txt 2250 The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
wgasa.txt 845 Some years ago, the famous San Diego Zoo opened a second, larger branch called
whale.txt 2050 I am absolutely not making this incident up; in fact I have it all on
what.txt 2311 A Customer calls a UNIX consultant with a question:
whatami.txt 1321 This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 7 inches long, the functioning
why.txt 890 * Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
wife1.txt 905 A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a checkup. After
wife2.txt 866 A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed
wildlife.txt 7252 A visitor to Glacier National Park in Montana lost his car keys while
win95code.txt 4298 Subject: *** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE ***
win98code.txt 1750 /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
windoze.txt 2676 /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
winerr.txt 3081 List of undocumented Windows error messages from PC Mag's web site:
winking.txt 1255 A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales
wisdom.txt 1272 Dickson's Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
wise.txt 1529 Three religious leaders (a Baptist preacher, a rabbi and a Catholic priest)
wives_inlaw.txt 728 When met by a long procession of people led by a man with a dog, Joe asked the
wolf.txt 706 Red Riding Hood is on her way to her grandmother's place when she sees a Big
woman2.txt 1767 Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
woman3.txt 1301 A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and
woman_said.txt 2028 You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart
womanfacts.txt 4904 41 "FACTS" ABOUT WOMEN
women_rules.txt 1404 In response to the popular "Women's 50 Rules for Men"...
wordplay.txt 2603 Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
workstation.txt 116 A bus station is where a bus stops.
worldview.txt 1551 Top 17 Programmer's Terminologies
worms.txt 1783 A man and his wife checked into a hotel for their honeymoon one warm June day.
wrong_num.txt 823 A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy
xmas.txt 3721 AN X-CHRISTMAS
xmasbug.txt 3327 The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
yankonics.txt 3935 PORTLAND, ME., Jan. 17. In a move that has surprised educators nationwide, the
yardwork.txt 706 There's this couple doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and take a
year2000.txt 3186 There was once a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. For the sake of
yes_lyrics.txt 3395 VATICAN CITY - In the first-ever union of the Word of God and the Synthesizer,
yoda.txt 1945 Y.O.D.A. (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A.")
yoga.txt 333 A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to
yokelmarriage.txt 1308 Once there was a hillbilly boy who, after getting his G.E.D. (high school
zen.txt 378 So the Zen master steps up to the hot dog stand and says: