SOCIALISM  - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU GIVE ONE TO YOUR NEIGHBOR.
 COMMUNISM  - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES ONE AND GIVES YOU THE
	      MILK.
 FASCISM    - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH OF THEM AND SELLS
	      YOU THE MILK.
 NAZISM     - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH OF THEM AND SHOOTS
	      YOU.
 CAPITALISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU SELL ONE AND BUY A BULL.
 IN ISRAEL  - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE BANK TAKES BOTH OF THEM, SHOOTS ONE, MILKS
	      ONE, THROW AWAY THE MILK AND YOU SHOT YOURSELF.