TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T KEEP

10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB
    disk.
9. I will stop sending email to my roommate.
8. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
7. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.
6. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I
   get from it.
5. I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear... I'm coming.
   Never mind.
4. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
3. I resolve to back up my new 1GB hard drive daily... Well, once a week...
   Monthly, perhaps...
2. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.
1. I won't try to get onto the Netscape ftp site as soon as a new Navigator
   beta comes out.
0. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech
   Support."
-1. I will read the manual.
-2. I will think of a password other than "password."
-3. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.