An attractive but "ample" woman was setting at a bar when a lounge lizard type
 walked up and asked her to dance.  She tactfully declined but the guy sneared,
 "You gotta fat ass anyway," before stalking back to his table.

 A sensitive type sitting a few stools away timidly approached her and said,
 "Gee, that guy was such a jerk."

 "Excuse me, but do I know you?" the woman replied. "I can take care of myself
 just fine."

 "Well, I thought you might need a little help," mumbled the second guy, "what
 with that big ass of yours and all."