A man was riding his bike in the English countryside, cruising past severl steep hills, when the distance got to him, and he pulled over. A bloke driving a Maserati pulled up asking him if he was alright, and he asked for a tow into the nearest town. The Maserati driver said no worries and they hooked him up with a rope. The driver said, "If I'm going too fast, just ring the bell," and they set off. A few miles down the road, a Ferrari pulled up alongside the Maserati and then took off. The Maserati driver couldn't let this insult go unchallenged, so he took off in pursuit, completely forgetting about the bike-rider. In the next town, the local cop was sitting on the veranda of the local pub, schooner in hand, when they went past. He got on the radio to the next town and said, "There's some bloke in a Maserati racing some other bloke in a Ferrari, and they're goin' pretty fast. Strange thing is, there's a fella on a push bike behind them, ringin' his bell to overtake..."