Murphy's Laws of Love 1. All the good ones are taken. 2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corrollary to 1) 3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you. 4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. 5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them. 6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. 7. The best things in the world are free - and worth every penny of it. 8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction. 9. Nice guys(girls) finish last. 10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. 11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.