Let It Be
 
 When I find my code in tons of trouble,
 Friends and colleagues come to me,
 Speaking words of wisdom:
 "Write in C."
 
 As the deadline fast approaches,
 And bugs are all that I can see,
 Somewhere, someone whispers:
 "Write in C."
 
 Write in C, Write in C,
 Write in C, oh, Write in C.
 LOGO's dead and buried,
 Write in C.
 
 I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
 For science it worked flawlessly.
 Try using it for graphics!
 Write in C.
 
 If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
 Debugging some assembly,
 Soon you will be glad to
 Write in C.
 
 Write in C, Write in C,
 Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
 Only wimps use BASIC.
 Write in C.
 
 Write in C, Write in C
 Write in C, oh, Write in C.
 Pascal won't quite cut it.
 Write in C.
 
 Write in C, Write in C,
 Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
 Don't even mention COBOL.
 Write in C.
 
 
 
 Nowhere Man
 
 He's a real UNIX man
 Sitting in his UNIX LAN
 Making all his UNIX plans
 For nobody
 
 He's as wise as he can be
 Programs in lex, yacc and C
 UNIX man, can you help me
 At all?
 
 UNIX man, please listen
 My printout is missin'
 UNIX Man
 The wo-o-o-orld is your 'at' command
 
 
 
 Eleanor Rigby
 
 Eleanor Rigby
 Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen
 Lives in a dream
 
 Waits for a signal
 Finding some code that will make the machine do some more.
 What is it for?
 
 All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
 All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
 
 Guru MacKenzie
 Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
 Isn't it fun?
 Look at him working,
 Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
 Where is the style?
 
 All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
 All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
 
 Eleanor Rigby
 Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
 What is it worth?
 Guru MacKenzie
 Wiping the blood off his hands as he walks from the grave;
 Nothing was saved.
 
 All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
 All the lonely users, why does it take so long?