HERE I SIT

                       Here I sit broken hearted,
                     Tried to shit but only farted.
                    Gave a grunt but nothing passed,
                  Oops, the next stall just got gassed.

                  My ass is all red, my body's all hot,
             For the past three hours, I've been on the pot.
                    Wasted a dime, but what the hell,
               At least I got to sit, and enjoy the smell.

                     All of a sudden, what a flash,
                    A great big honker made a splash.
                        Water water every where,
                    Gosh it soaked even my underwear.

                        Took a look on the wall,
                 There's no fucking paper in this stall.
                       So I sit here with no roll,
                      Stranded on this toilet bowl.

                 Oh I wish a neighbor would make my day,
                    By passing his roll over my way!
                  My ride is waiting, I cannot linger.
                 Look out asshole, here comes my finger.

            Across the ass my fingers slide smoothy as mink,
             Now my fingers are now coated with brown stink!
                       Ahh, why be such a whinny,
                  At least I got the shit off my hinny.

                       I put my finger to my nose.
                  and enjoy the fragrance, like a rose.