Laura walked into the White House for her first day of her internship and was greeted by the President. After a short tour of the White House the President asked, "How would you like to see the Presidential 'clock'?" Laura looked troubled and said, "I don't know, Mr. President. I have heard some pretty bad things about you. I don't think that would be a good idea." "Nonsense," said the President. "It's just a clock." Laura agreed and the President led her into the oval office where they were alone. As he closed the door he dropped his pants and pulled out his cock. Laura gasped, "Oh! That's not the Presidential clock... That's the Presidential cock!" To which the President responded, "Laura honey, you put a face and two hands on it and it's a clock!"