Did you hear that the Pillsbury dough boy died? Yup, got a yeast infection.
 Dr. McCoy reported to Captain Kirk, "He's bread, Jim." It was a sad thing but
 for a little dough some crusty old doctor could have performed a BATTERy of
 tests and maybe given him much kneaded treatment. If it worked, the poor soul
 would still be leaven.

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 Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this
 taste funny to you?"

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 A frog, desperate for a home and a hearth, decided to take the plunge and
 visit his local banker to apply for a home loan. He arranged for an
 appointment with Mary Wack, the loan officer, and at the end of their meeting,
 she informed him that the only impediment to his obtaining a loan would be the
 proper collateral. When he asked what constituted collateral, Mary Wack
 replied that it was a possession of significant value. It turned out the frog
 owned only 1 item, a gaudy, pink ceramic elephant, but it was his only, and
 most prized, possession. So he told Mary Wack that he'd hop on home and bring
 it in. The loan officer, anticipating that the entire loan process would never
 materialize, was quite surprised when the frog returned with the pink
 elephant. She hesitated at first, but then agreed to take it in to the bank
 manager for his opinion. She explained the situation and then produced the
 frog. The bank manager took one look and said, "Oh, it's a knick-knack, Mary
 Wack, give the frog a loan!"