A man with a 50 inch long dick goes to his doctor to complain that he is
 unable to get any women to have sex with him.  They all tell him that his dick
 is too long.
 
 "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten
 it?"
 
 The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do.  But, I do know
 this witch who may be able to help you."  So the doctor gives him directions
 to the witch.  The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.  "Witch, my
 dick is 50 inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me.  Can you
 help me shorten it?"
 
 The witch asked him to "pull it out and let me look at it."  The man uncoils
 his 50 inch rod. The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then
 replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem.  What you have to do is
 go to this pond deep in the forest.  In the pond you will see a frog sitting
 on a log who can help solve your dilemma.  First you must ask the frog, will
 you marry me?  Each time the frog declines your proposal, your dick will be
 ten inches shorter."
 
 The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.  He came upon the
 pond and sure enough, there sat this frog on a log.  He called out to the
 frog, "Will you marry me?"  The frog looked at him dejectely and replied,
 "NO."  The man looked down and suddenly his dick was 10 inches shorter.
 "WOW," he screamed out loud. "This is great!  But it's still too long at 40
 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."
 
 "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.  The frog rolled its eyes back in
 its head and screamed back, "NO!"  The man felt another twich in his dick,
 looked down, and it was another 10 inches shorter.  The man laughed, "This is
 fantastic!"
 
 He looked down at his dick again, 30 inches long, and reflected for a moment.
 Thirty inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal.  So, I'll
 ask the frog to marry me one more time.  Grinning, he looked across the pond
 and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?"
 
 The frog looked back across pond shaking its head, "NO.......... NO..........
 And for the last time, NO!!!!!!!!!"