From humor writer Bob Wieder: "I was reading in the paper that Lee Brown, who is the head of the White House national drug control policy, has asked Adidas to change the name of their athletic shoe, the Hemp, because 'hemp' is street slang for marijuana. I read this story as I was drinking a Coke, munching some Sugar Smacks and watching a video of the movie 'Speed' and I thought, 'Boy, nothing gets past this guy!'"