A young blonde walks into the World Wide Message Center and says, "I would like to get a message to my mother in Poland." The guy says, "That will be $300." "Wow, I don't have $300... but I have to get this message to my mother. I'll do anything to get it to her." He says, "ANYTHING?" "Yes, anything." He says, "Please follow me." She follows him to a back room and he closes the door. "On your knees," he says. She kneels. "Unzip my pants." She complies. "Take it out." She takes it out. "OK, go ahead." She says, "Mom, Mom, are you there?"