The following test questions from a California remedial driver-training class
 reportedly are real.  Incredibly, so are the answers, drawn from tests taken
 by drivers who had been cited for moving violations and ordered to attend the
 Saturday sessions.

 Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
 A. What for?  He can't see my license plate.

 Q. Who has the right-of-way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the
    same time?
 A. The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns
    don't kill people.  I do."

 Q. When driving through fog, what should you use?
 A. Your car.

 Q. How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
 A. Be too blitzed to find your keys.

 Q. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
 A. I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

 Q. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive
    lawfully?
 A. I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

 Q. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing
    yellow traffic light?
 A. The color.

 Q. How do you deal with heavy traffic?
 A. Heavy psychedelics.

 Q. What can you use to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
 A. Carry loaded weapons.