Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newly-wed
couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.  You must
abstain from having sex for two weeks."

The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

The pastor goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from
sex for the two weeks?"

The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor."

"Congratulations!  Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.

The pastor goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to
abstain from sex for the two weeks?"

The man replies, "The first week was not too bad.  The second week I had to
sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it."

"Congratulations!  Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.

The pastor then goes to the newly-wed couple and asks, "Well, were you able to
abstain from sex for two weeks?"

"Well, Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young
man replied.

"What Happened?" inquired the pastor.

"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it.  When
she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her
right there."

"You understand of course this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
stated the pastor.

"I know," said the young man, with drooped shoulders. "We're not welcome at
Safeway anymore either."