The Sad Life of an Egg
 
 So you think your life is bad?
 Just think how the life of an egg is.
 You only get laid once. You only get eaten once.
 It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft.
 You have to share a box with 11 other guys.
 And the only chick who ever sat on your face was... your mother!