A family of polar bears is walking along at the North Pole, when the baby bear stops and looks up at his mother. "Mama, am I a polar bear?" the baby bear asks. "Well, of course you're a polar bear," replies the Mama polar bear. They walk on through the freezing snow. Again the baby stops, shakes his head and asks again, "Mama, are you sure I'm a polar bear?" "Yes, I am quite sure. You can even ask your Papa." So the baby polar baby turns to his papa and asks one more time, "Papa, am I a polar bear?" The Papa polar bear picks up his son, putting him on his big furry lap and says, "Yes, son, you're a polar bear. I'm a polar bear. Your mother is a polar bear. We're all polar bears." "OK," says the baby polar bear with concern on his face. And they walk on. Once again the baby bear stops, throws his paws in the air and looks up at his parents. "I don't think I'm a polar bear!" he screams. "Why not?" ask Mama and Papa polar bears. "Because I'm fucking cold!"