A man walks into the women's section of a department store and tells the
salesclerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.

"What type of bra?" asks the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There's more than one type?"

"There are three types," replies the clerk. "The Catholic type, the Salvation
Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

Still confused, the man asks, "What's the difference?"

The clerk responds, "It's really very easy. The Catholic type supports the
masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes
mountains out of molehills."