Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after
 reading this. It was nominated "best email of 1997". A telephone exchange
 between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded
 and published in the Far East Economic Review...

 Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
 Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."
 RS: "Rye... Ruin sorbees... Morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?"
 Guest: "Uh... Yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs."
 RS: "Ow July den?"
 G: "What?"
 RS: "Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?"
 G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
 RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem... crease?"
 G: "Crisp will be fine."
 RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
 G: "What?"
 RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
 G: "I don't think so."
 RS: "No? Judo one toes?"
 G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
     means."
 RS: "Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
 G: "English muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
     English muffin will be fine."
 RS: "We bother?"
 G: "No... Just put the bother on the side."
 RS: "Wad?"
 G: "I mean butter... Just put it on the side."
 RS: "Copy?"
 G: "Sorry?"
 RS: "Copy... Tea... Mill?"
 G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
 RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
      singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy... Rye?"
 G: "Whatever you say."
 RS: "Tendjewberrymud."
 G: "You're welcome."