There is a brunette, redhead, and a blonde being held captive and they are all
 are going to be executed. They bring out the brunette and say, "Any last
 words?" She replied, "No." The guys with the guns said, "Ready... Aim..."
 "TORNADO!" yelles the brunette. Everyone ducked and she ran away.

 Then they bring out the redhead. "Any last words?" they asked. "No," she
 replied. "Ready... Aim..."
 "EARTHQUAKE!" yelled the redhead. They all ducked and she ran away.

 Lastly, they bring out the blonde. "Any last words?" asked the firing squad.
 "No," the blonde said. "Ready... Aim..."

 And the blonde screams, "FIRE!!!"