Screw Valentine's Day

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year!
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story... what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... Screw Valentine's Day!!!

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                 Engineer's Valentine

             I was alone and all was dark
                beneath me and above.
          My life was full of volts and amps
              but not the spark of love.
           But now that you are here with me
                my heart is overjoyed
           you turn the square of my heart
                   into a sinosoid
            you load things from my memory
                 onto my system's bus
            my life was once assembly code
                     now it's C++
           I love the way you solder things
            my aging circuits you can fix
           The voltage across your diode is
            much more than just point six
             With your amps and resistors
             you have built my integrator
           I doubt I can survive without you
             you are my function generator
               You have charged my life
                  increased my gain
               and made my math discrete
             and now I'll end my poem here
                Control, alt and delete