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Procrustus® Corporation: Brokers of Fine Intellectual Property.
If you had a good idea today, we probably already own it.
Here at Procrustus®, we're not content just to earn your trust, we're working
hard to acquire the rights to it.
Here are just a few of our recently acquired intellectual properties:
The Magna Carta
The Dewey Decimal System
The Ten Commandments
Long Division
New Car Smell
Candy Corn
Screen Doors
Sleet
Three-Quarter Time
Daylight Savings Time
Time Off For Good Behavior
On/Off Switches
Standing In Line
Saying Gesundheit When Someone Sneezes
Your Middle Name
Gravity
And the list just keeps growing.
If you have any questions please check to make sure we don't own them already.
Procrustus®: Too big to stop.