CHINESE PHRASE          ENGLISH TRANSLATION
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 Ai Bang Mai Ne          I bumped into a coffee table
 
 Ar U Wun Tu             A gay liberation meeting
 
 Chin Tu Fat             You need a face lift
 
 Dum Gai                 A stupid person
 
 Gun Pao Der             An ancient Chinese invention
 
 Hu Flung Dung           Which one of you fertilized the field?
 
 Hu Yu Hai Ding          We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive 
 
 Jan Ne Ka Sun           A former late night talk show host
 
 Kum Hia                 Approach me
 
 Lao Ze Sho              Gilligan's Island
 
 Lao Ze                  Not very good
 
 Lin Ching               An illegal execution
 
 Moon Lan Ding           A great achievement in the American space program
 
 Ne Ahn                  A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
 
 Shai Gai                A bashful person
 
 Tai Ne Bae Be           A premature infant
 
 Tai Ne Po Ne            A small horse
 
 Ten Ding Ba             Serving drinks to people
 
 Wan Bum Lung            A person with T.B.
 
 Yu Mai Te Tan           Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
 
 Wa Shing Kah            Cleaning an automobile
 
 Wai So Dim              Are you trying to save electricity?
 
 Wai U Shao Ting         There is no reason to raise your voice
 
 Wai Tu Yung             You'll get arrested for being with her