Red Riding Hood is on her way to her grandmother's place when she sees a Big
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have," says Red
Riding Hood. The wolf runs away...

A little further down the trail Red Riding Hood sees the wolf crouched behind a
tree. "My what big ears you have," says Red Riding Hood. Again, the wolf runs
away.

Little Red Riding Hood is getting a little suspicious by this time but
continues on her way to grandma's. About 2 miles down the road she sees the
wolf again. This time he is squatting behind a road sign. "My what big teeth
you have," says Red Riding Hood.

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? I'M TRYING
TO TAKE A CRAP!"