A man walked into a Bingo Parlor itching to win big.  He got himself situated
 next to a little old lady who was absorbed in the game.  After playing for
 some time, the man noticed a bowl of peanuts sitting next to the old lady.  He
 had the munchies, and finally could no longer resist.  He asked the old lady
 if he could have a few of her peanuts.  She nodded without looking up and they
 continued their play.
 
 Well, the guy got lost in the game, and before he knew it, he'd eaten all of
 the lady's peanuts.  Man, was he embarrassed!  He apologized all over the
 place and insisted on replacing them.  The lady protested, not wanting him to
 bother.
 
 "Really," she finally said.  "Please don't.  To tell you the truth, without my
 dentures on, I can't eat them anyway.  All I do is suck off the chocolate."