This just in from the international desk: Lod, the Polish national airline, announced that one of its jumbo jets crashed this morning on an approach to Warsaw International Airport. The jumbo jet, crashing three miles short of the runway, plummeted into a cemetery. So far, Lod reported, Polish rescue workers have recovered nearly 3,000 bodies. What's Polish with an IQ of 100? Warsaw Search and Rescue, apparently. PUNNY The following were winners in a New York Magazine contest in which contestants were to take a well-known expression in a foreign language, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression. HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? -- Can you drive a French motorcycle? EX POST FUCTO -- Lost in the mail. IDIOS AMIGOS -- We're wild and crazy guys! VENI, VIPI, VICI -- I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered. COGITO EGGO SUM -- I think; therefore I am a waffle. RIGOR MORRIS -- The cat is dead. RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID -- Honk if you're Scottish. QUE SERA SERF -- Life is feudal. LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI -- The king is dead. No kidding. POSH MORTEM -- Death styles of the rich and famous. PRO BOZO PUBLICO -- Support your local clown. MONAGE A TROIS -- I am three years old. FELIX NAVIDAD -- Our cat has a boat. HASTE CUISINE -- Fast French food. VENI, VIDI, VICE -- I came, I saw, I partied. QUIP PRO QUO -- A fast retort. ALOHA OY -- Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know. MAZEL TON -- Tons of luck. APRES MOE LE DELUGE -- Larry and Curly got wet. PORTE-KOCHERE -- Sacramental wine. ICH LIEBE RICH -- I'm really crazy about having dough. FUI GENERIS -- What's mine is mine. VISA LA FRANCE -- Don't leave your chateau without it. CA VA SANS DIRT -- And that's not gossip. MERCI RIEN -- Thanks for nothin'! AMICUS PURIAE -- Platonic friend. L'ETAT, C'EST MOO -- I'm bossy around here. COGITO, ERGO SPUD -- I think, therefore I Yam (ok, more than one letter...)