25 GOOD REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
 
  1.  You can enjoy a beer any time of month.
  2.  Beer stains wash out.
  3.  You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
  4.  Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play
      baseball.
  5.  When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
  6.  Beer is never late.
  7.  A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
  8.  Hangovers go away.
  9.  Beer labels come off without a fight.
 10.  When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
 11.  Beer never has a headache.
 12.  After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
 13.  A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
 14.  If you pour a beer right you will always get good head.
 15.  A beer always goes down easy.
 16.  You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
 17.  You can share a beer with your friends.
 18.  You always know you are the first to pop a beer.
 19.  Beer is always wet.
 20.  Beer doesn't demand equality.
 21.  You can always have a beer in public.
 22.  A beer doesn't care when you come.
 23.  A frigid beer is a good beer.
 24.  You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
 25.  If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.