The second attack on Iraq - Explained

A Washington think tank has announced a breakthrough in the search for a
pattern in the seemingly random US military aggression since World War II. "We
think they are spelling out a message," explains an unnamed spokesperson. "If
we take the first letters of Korea, Vietnam, Libya, Iraq, Iran, El Salvador,
Grenada, Nicaragua and Somalia, it spells 'ELVIS _S KING'. We just need to find
another 'I' country to complete the message."

Maybe this explains the second attack on Iraq?!