A young boy and his parents went to the Zoo one sunny Saturday. They saw the monkeys and lions and zebras. By this time the father's back teeth were starting to float so he told his wife to meet him at the elephant exhibit after he used the restroom. At the elephant exhibit the young boy said, "Mom, what is that big thing hanging from the elephant?" The Mother replied, "Son, that's the elephant's trunk." "No," yelled the boy, "in the back." "Oh son," said the mother, "that's his tail." "No," yelled the boy, "underneath." "Oh my," said the mother, "that... that... that's nothing." By this time the father had finished his business and returned to the elephant exhibit. The mother decided to powder her nose and left the father and son at the elephants. At the elephant exhibit the young boy said, "Dad, what is that big thing hanging from the elephant?" The Father replied, "Son, that's the elephant's trunk." "No," yelled the boy, "in the back." The father replied, "That's his tail." "No," yelled the boy, "underneath." The father replied, "Son, that's the elephant's penis." "Mom said that was nothing!" said the boy. The father replied, putting his hand on the boy's shoulder, "Son, I'm spoiling that woman."