A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice shout at him, "Stop!
Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and
kill you." The man stopped and a few seconds later a big brick fell down right
in front of him. The man was shocked that he wasn't hit by the brick, but he
went on and after a while he went to cross the street. Once again the voice
shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you
and you will die." The man asked the voice, "Who are you?" "I am your guardian
angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah? And where the hell were you when I got
married?"