10 REASONS WOMEN DATE JERKS INSTEAD OF NICE GUYS 10) More fun to complain about them to your friends. 9) Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or exciting. 8) When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why not save time and go for the jerk in the first place? 7) You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll be more in control. 6) All the other women want them, so they must be worth having. 5) Affection means more when it comes from a guy who doesn't normally give it. 4) Guaranteed to cheat on you so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills most of the time. 3) No need to feel guilty for abusing or deceiving them. 2) Jerks will actually tell you when they don't like what you're doing instead of getting mad about it six months later. 1) Looking for someone you can't trust, and won't care about too much, who will abuse you mentally and financially, but you don't know any lawyers. 10 REASONS MEN DATE BIMBOS INSTEAD OF NICE GIRLS 10) Much easier to prove that you're superior. 9) Less likely to interrupt you with thoughts or opinions of their own. 8) Won't want you to cancel your plans to watch nude Jell-O wrestling to go see "Phantom of the Opera". 7) More impressed by the thickness of your wallet - even though it's stuffed with condoms instead of money. 6) Will let you send intimate pictures of them to Beaver Hunt. 5) They won't object to demeaning comments you make about them in front of "the guys". 4) They actually believe you when you say "I love you for your mind and personality - now shut up and finish putting on that French maid outfit." 3) Don't understand computers well enough to access your files and read what you've been saying about them. 2) Their ability to comprehend spatial relationships is so poor that they really do believe that it's eight inches. 1) They will put up with you.