Two rednecks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds and yee-hawing! When asked why the celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them 2 months! "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!" "Oh yeah?" says one redneck. "The box said 2 - 4 YEARS!"