MBA    =  Mediocre But Arrogant
 PhD    =  Piled High and Deep
 PCMCIA =  People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
 ISDN   =  It Still Does Nothing
 APPLE  =  Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
 IBM    =  I Blame Microsoft
 DEC    =  Do Expect Cuts
 CA     =  Constant Acquisitions
 CD-ROM =  Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
 OS/2   =  Obsolete Soon, Too.
 SCSI   =  System Can't See It
 DOS    =  Defunct Operating System
 BASIC  =  Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
 WWW    =  World Wide Wait
 ATM    =  Another Technical Mistake