Q: What is the definition of 'wicker box'?
 A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Jenny McCarthy.

 Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
 A: A bingo machine.

 Q: What do you call a Flordia gynecologist?
 A: A spreader of old wives' tails...

 Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
 A: They have shaky hands!

 Q: What is the area between the vagina and the anus called?
 A: A chin rest.

 Q: What do you call a toothless female midget who's nice and gives head?
 A: Short, sweet, and to the point!

 Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
 A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

 Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
 A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

 Q: What is Rodeo Sex?
 A: Well, it's where your lady friend is on all fours, you are firmly ensconced
    from the rear with a breast in each hand, and you say to her, "This is the
    way your sister likes it, too." You have eight seconds to stay in the
    saddle!

 Q: What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
 A: Come in eight flavors.

 Q: What was the first obscenity ever heard on T.V.?
 A: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

 Q: Do you know why it's called sex?
 A: Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh... oooohh... Ahhhhh... AIIEEEEEE!

 Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
 A: Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)

 Q: Do you know what 6.9 is?
 A: A good thing screwed up by a period.

 Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and perverted sex?
 A: During erotic sex you use a feather; during perverted sex you use the whole
    chicken.

 Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
 A: A teabag.

 Q: What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
 A: About three inches.

 Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do
    you have?
 A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.

 Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and you wife wants to
    have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
 A: 8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what she wants!

 Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
 A: Hold on to your nuts. This is going to be a hell of a blowjob!

 Q: What do you do in case of fallout?
 A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes!

 Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
 A: You'd better stand back. I don't know how big this thing gets.

 Q: Why do women have two holes so close together?
 A: In case you miss.

 Q: When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
 A: When he eats his first Brownie.