There was this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and
 jogs six miles every day. One morning, he looked into the mirror and admired
 his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with one exception - his
 THING. He readily decided to do something about it.

 He went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand,
 except for his THING, which he left sticking out.

 Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon
 seeing the THING sticking out of the sand, she began to move it around with
 her cane, remarking to the other little old lady, "There is really no justice
 in the world."

 The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

 The first little old lady said, "Look at that...
 When I was 20, I was curious about it.
 When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
 When I was 40, I asked for it.
 When I was 50, I paid for it.
 When I was 60, I prayed for it.
 When I was 70, I forgot about it.
 And now I'm 80. The damn THINGS are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."