Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back. The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from. If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate. The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors are idiots. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. Is the glass half empty, or half full, or twice as big as it needs to be? If Milli Vanilli falls down in the woods, does someone else make a sound? Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. Thought for the day: What if there were no hypothetical situations? "Personal" ad in local paper: David G. Contact me soon! Bring three rings: Engagement, wedding and teething. Have news. Debbie Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because OCT(31) = DEC(25) I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits. If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed. - Pete Seeger