Three newly incarcerated convicts are discussing how they will pass their time
 in jail.

 The first one pulls out a harmonica and says, "I can play all my favorite
 songs on this."

 The second takes out a deck of cards, "I can play poker with myself with
 these."

 The third gets out a box of tampons. "Well, it says on here that with these I
 can go swimming, horseback riding, cycling..."