There was this preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was
impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, "I must warn you - he only
reponds to 'church talk'. Go is 'Praise the Lord', and stop is 'Hallelujah'."

"I've worked with horses all my life," said the buyer, "and I've never heard of
anything like this." Mounting the horse, he said skeptically, "Praise the
Lord." The horse began to trot. He repeated "Praise the Lord" and the horse
broke in to a gallop. Suddenly the buyer saw a cliff dead ahead. Frantic, he
yelled "Hallelujah," and they came to a stop a foot from the edge.

Wiping the sweat from his brow, the buyer said, "Praise the Lord!"