President Clinton flies into Andrews AFB.  The color guard is present as well
as the commanding general.  The general, standing at attention while Clinton
descends the stairs, notices that the President has a pig tucked under his arm.

The general, not knowing quite what to say, simply remarks, "Nice pig, Sir."
Clinton responds by saying, "You bet it is.  It is a corn fed, pure bred
Razorback from Arkansas.  I got it for Hillary."

Again the general is a bit tongue-tied but without flinching responds, 
"Good trade, Sir."