20 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room
 
 1. excitable - shorts half twisted around. cannot find hole. rips shorts
 
 2. sociable - joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
 
 3. crosseyed - looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
 
 4. timid - cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back
            later.

 5. indifferent - all urinals being used. pisses in sink.
 
 6. clever - no hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
 
 7. frivolous - plays stream up, down, and across urinal, tries to hit fly or
                butt.
 
 8. worried - not sure where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.
 
 9. absent-minded - opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
 
 10. childish - pisses directly into bottom of urinal. likes to see the
                bubbles.
 
 11. sneak - farts silently while pissing, acts very inocent, knows man in next
	     stale will get blamed.
 
 12. patient - stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free
               hand.
 
 13. desperate - waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
 
 14. tough - bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
 
 15. efficient - waits until he has to crap, then does both.
 
 16. fat - backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
 
 17. little - stands on box, falls in, drowns.
 
 18. disgruntled - stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
 
 19. conceited - holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
 
 20. drunk - holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.