A blue-bottle fly was buzzing down the river and a salmon swimming in the
 river below saw him and thought, "If I wait for the blue bottle to fly down
 river I can jump up and eat him for my lunch."
 
 Unbeknownst to the salmon a big bear was sitting on the river bank and he also
 saw the blue bottle. He thought, "If I wait for the blue bottle to fly down
 river, the salmon will jump up to eat him and I can reach out my paw and catch
 the salmon for my dinner."
 
 Unbeknownst to the big bear a hunter was on the opposite bank of the river and
 he also saw the blue bottle. He thought, "If I wait for the blue bottle to fly
 down river, the salmon will jump up to eat him, the bear will reach out his
 paw and catch him and I will roll over and shoot the bear as a trophy."
 
 Unbeknownst to the hunter a mouse was sitting beside him and he also saw the
 blue bottle. He thought, "If I wait for the blue bottle to fly down river, the
 salmon will jump up to eat him, the bear will reach out his paw and catch him,
 the hunter will roll over and shoot the bear and I will grab the sandwich that
 falls out of his pocket."
 
 Unbeknownst to the mouse a cat was hiding in the bushes and he also saw the
 blue bottle. He thought, "If I wait for the blue bottle to fly down river, the
 salmon will jump up to eat him, the bear will reach out his paw and catch him,
 the hunter will roll over and shoot the bear, the mouse will grab the sandwich
 from the hunter's pocket and I will jump on the mouse."
 
 So the blue bottle flew down river; the salmon leaped up and caught the fly;
 the big bear reached out his paw and caught the salmon; the hunter rolled over
 and shot the bear; the mouse grabbed the sandwich from the hunter's pocket;
 and the cat jumped, missed and fell into the river.
 
 The moral of the story being you need a lot of foreplay to get a wet pussy.