Similarities between Nixon and Clinton...

   Nixon:   Watergate
Clinton:    Waterbed
   Nixon:   His biggest fear - the Cold War
Clinton:    His biggest fear - a Cold Sore
   Nixon:   Worried about carpet bombs
Clinton:    Worried about carpet burns
   Nixon:   His Vice President was a Greek
Clinton:    His Vice President is a geek
   Nixon:   Couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton:    Couldn't stop kissing her
   Nixon:   Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tape
Clinton:    Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case
   Nixon    His nickname was Tricky Dick
Clinton:    (No difference)
   Nixon:   Ex-President
Clinton:    Sex-President
   Nixon:   Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
Clinton:    Known for women pointing at him saying "He's the one!"
   Nixon:   Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton:    Famous for bringing widows to their peak
   Nixon:   Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton:    Well acquainted with the G Spot
   Nixon:   Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton:    Took on Ho
   Nixon:   Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton:    Talked about getting a piece while on her