There are these three guys, a Surd, an Italian, and a Jewish guy.
 
 They all work together at a factory.

 Everyday they notice that their boss leaves work a little early.  So one day
 they meet together and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave
 early, too.

 The boss left and so did they.

 The Jewish guy goes home and goes to rest so he can get an early start.
 The Italian guy goes home and cooks dinner.
 Our Banta goes home and walks to his bedroom...
 He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss!

 He shuts the door and leaves.

 The next day the Italian and Jewish guys are talking and plan to go home early
 again.

 They ask Banta if he wants to leave early again and he says no.

 They ask him why not and he says, "Because yesterday I almost got caught!"