Top 20 children's books not recommended by the National Library Assoc. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 20. Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep 19. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things From Your Nose 18. The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and The Vice Squad 17. The Tickling Babysitter 16. A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides 15. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories 14. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle 13. Babar Becomes a Piano 12. Controlling The Playground: Respect through Fear 11. David Duke's World of Imagination 10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence 9. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables 8. Legends of Scab Football 7. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina 6. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer 5. Joe Garagoila Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can't Remember the Endings to All of Them 4. Ed Beckley's Start a Real Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse 3. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without their Clothes On 1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead