A little boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing 
 happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.00. When
 the postal authorities received the letter to GOD, USA, they decided to send
 it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused,
 that he told his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President
 Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The
 little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note
 to GOD which read: Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending me the money;
 however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington
 and as usual those bastards deducted $95.00.