ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE... I learned from my dog!

 - If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

 - When it comes to having sex, if at first you don't succeed, beg.

 - Don't go out without I.D.
 
 - Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on
   their shoes.
 
 - Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
 
 - Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
 
 - Always give people a friendly greeting - a cold nose in the crotch is
   effective.
 
 - When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're
   dragged out from under the bed).
 
 - If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

 - Never pass up a joy ride.

 - Allow fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

 - When loved ones come home always rush to greet them.

 - When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

 - Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

 - Take naps and stretch before rising.

 - Run, romp and play daily.

 - Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

 - Be loyal.

 - Never pretend to be something you're not.

 - If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

 - When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them
   gently.

 - Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

 - Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

 - On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

 - When you're happy, dance around and wag your whole body.

 - Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

 - No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing.

 - Run back and make friends.