On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:
 "38 years on the same spot."

 In a Los Angeles dance hall:
 "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."

 In a New York drugstore:
 "We dispense with accuracy."

 In the offices of a loan company:
 "Ask about 'our plans for owning your home'."

 On a New York convalescent home:
 "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."

 On a Maine shop:
 "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and
  workmanship."

 In a clothing store:
 "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

 In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
 "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"

 Outside a country shop:
 "We buy junk and sell antiques."

 In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
 "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

 In front of a New Hampshire car wash:
 "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."