A man and his wife celebrated their 30th wedding anniversary by staying at the same hotel where they had honeymooned as newlyweds 30 years before. After a romantic dinner they went back to their hotel room. The man was waiting in bed when his wife appeared in the bathroom doorway, stark naked, just as she had done 30 years earlier. She struck a provocative pose and asked, in a husky voice, "What were you thinking 30 years ago, when I stood here like this?" Her husband said, "Well, I was thinking how much I wanted to f**k your brains out and suck your t**s dry." "Oh," she said, "and what are you thinking now?" He replied, "I'm thinking that I did a damm good job!"