Lighter Side of Marriage

1) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. (a life sentence!!!)

2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the
   strings are attached.

3) Marriage is an institution of love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
   institution for the blind.

4) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and
   the women gets her Master.

5) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the
   man's eyes.

6) Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.

7) Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited forever.

8) Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
      -The Engagement Ring
      -The Wedding Ring
      -The Suffe-Ring
      -The Endu-Ring

9) Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
      -in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
      -in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
      -in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

10) It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

11) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends...
    You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you
    wish you had ordered that.

12) It's true all men are born free and equal - but some of them get married.

13) There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself
    married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself
    divorced.

14) A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and
    the wife takes.

15) Son   : How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
    Father: I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it.

    Son   : Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't
	    know his wife until he marries?
    Father: That happens everywhere, son. EVERYWHERE.

16) There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got
    married... and then it was too late!"

17) Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

18) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
    after marriage it is self-defense.

19) When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year
    married man looks happy, we wonder why.

20) There was this lover who told his love that he would go through hell for
    her. They got married - and now he is going through HELL!