Suc Mi Pagoda
                      Cantonese Cuisine
                     6969 Fellation Blvd
                     Escondilo, CA 12698
                           281-6969
 
        That's "Two are one - Sixty-Nine, Sixty-nine"
 
                     Porking in the Rear
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         A la carte              Dinner Combinations
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         $2.69 each              Includes egg roll and
                                    Fortune Nookie
 
        Cum Drop Soup         1. Goo In Hand.......$9.69
     Fresh every 2.7 days        For Those Dining Alone
 
        Pee Yu Platter        2. Goo Wee Chick.....$6.99
      Clothes Pins Extra         Sloppy Seconds - No Extra Charges
 
        Hoo Flung Poo         3. Cum Tu Soon.......$6.99
 Napkins and Raincoats Provided  Oder Early - These Go Fast
 
         Suc Sum Tit          4. Suc Mi Wang.......$6.99
      Childrens Special          Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
 
        Yung Poon Tang        5. Sum Dum Chick.....$4.99
 No Take Out Orders Accepted     You Get What You Pay For
 
       Luncheon Specials      6. Fuc Mei Slo.......$6.69
       -----------------         No Available After 10 p.m.
 
 Sum Yung Chick......$6.99    7. Lik Mi Clit.......$6.99
 Different and Delicious         A Delicious Lick Smacking Oriental
                                 Delicateson
 
 Won Hung Lo.........$6.99    8. Cho Kon It........$9.99
 Chinese Meatball                Not For The Light Throated
 
 Sum Dum Fue.........$9.69    9. Fuc Sum Now.......$6.99
 Same As #1 But With Extra       For Those In a Hurry
 Sauce
 
 Chu Sum Twat.......$16.99   10. Wait Tu Yung......$4.99
 Dinner For Parties of 3 or      Not Available On School Nights
 More
 
 Suc Mi Pork.........$9.69   11. Tung Sum Chick....$8.99
 Chef's Special                  A Taste Bud Tingler
 
 Fuc Yu Man..........$6.69   12. Sum Gulp Cum......$9.69
 Specialty Of The House          Low-Cal Diet Special
 
 
 FOR VERY BEST TUNG CHOW        YOU CUM SUC MI PAGODA